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Feb

The Hidden Meaning Behind “Barnacle Bill the Sailor.”

   Posted by: goinglikesixty   in Blogging, Education, Research

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Here is your barnacle fact for the weekend. Also very revealing about one of my most loyal commenters!

Depending on whose estimates you use, when a barnacle is being male, its penis can be up to 8 to 10 times it’s body length.

Suburban Hippie broke the news that Barnacle Bill is one of her husband’s favorite songs.

Bug Girl adds:

I have always loved the idea of humans with penises the on the scale of barnacles. For one thing, getting out the chain to measure a first down in football might require a lot less equipment.

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4 comments so far

Solomon Broad
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I wonder if size is everything to barnacles?

February 10th, 2008 at 6:15 am
goinglikesixty
 2 

@Solomon Broad: You new to these parts? Welcome!
Heh. I guess once the get attached to the bottom of a boat and all around are other guy barnacles, they have to reach out for satisfaction.

February 10th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Gretchen
 3 

Ben loves Barnacle Bill so much, he made up a parody version to sing to our babies:

“I’ll suck on your tit and take a shit;
I’m Barnacle Bill the Baby.”

Thank God they were too young to understand the words.

February 11th, 2008 at 11:36 am
goinglikesixty
 4 

@Gretchen: ROFLMAO… what a character! Can you remember the rest? you need to post it - your place or mine!

February 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am

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