Here is your barnacle fact for the weekend. Also very revealing about one of my most loyal commenters!
Depending on whose estimates you use, when a barnacle is being male, its penis can be up to 8 to 10 times it’s body length.
Suburban Hippie broke the news that Barnacle Bill is one of her husband’s favorite songs.
Bug Girl adds:
I have always loved the idea of humans with penises the on the scale of barnacles. For one thing, getting out the chain to measure a first down in football might require a lot less equipment.
I wonder if size is everything to barnacles?
@Solomon Broad: You new to these parts? Welcome!
Heh. I guess once the get attached to the bottom of a boat and all around are other guy barnacles, they have to reach out for satisfaction.
Ben loves Barnacle Bill so much, he made up a parody version to sing to our babies:
“I’ll suck on your tit and take a shit;
I’m Barnacle Bill the Baby.”
Thank God they were too young to understand the words.
@Gretchen: ROFLMAO… what a character! Can you remember the rest? you need to post it – your place or mine!