Fairly Odd Mother drew the short straw at Citizen of the Month, and was forced to ask me some questions.
Poor thing, going from writing slogans for Colorectal Cancer Month to writing about me. She’s definitely going down hill. (Insert rectum joke here.)
What? No rectum jokes here yet?!?
@Fairly Odd Mother: You’re right, I’ll start:
Erased Afford Rectum