Comments on: The Worst Salutation Ever

By: goinglikesixty

goinglikesixty — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:51:18 +0000

@Going Crazy: I recognized who sent the email and trusted them.
@trailerparkbarbie: Yes, that would have been worse… Dear Worthless and Dead.

By: trailerparkbarbie

trailerparkbarbie — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:45:25 +0000

Could have been worse. Could have been….

Dear Null and Void

By: Going Crazy

Going Crazy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:16:21 +0000

This is really from keepingyouinstitches (even tho’ I’m going crazy)
Something came addressed to you Dear Null and you read it? When mail comes to the house and OUR name is butchered - I don’t even open it. Yep, I’ve probably thrown away the Publisher’s Clearing House winning number. Direct TV are you listening - oops, I mean reading!

By: goinglikesixty

goinglikesixty — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:17:59 +0000

@Richard Huffaker: “email service provider” = spammer; “direct mail marketer” = junk mailer; “phone sales provider” = telemarketer;
As Gretchen said, “if the shoe fits.”

“not a spam cannon” Nope, you are a spam rifle.

“And we had nothing to do with your name being set as null.”

Now that’s just hogwarsh. newser.com hired you to send an email to their list. Your software for some reason, couldn’t figure out how to handle GoingLikeSixty or Going Like Sixty (don’t remember which user name I had.) So it set it as NULL.

I understand that databases are funky sometimes, I was poking fun. Now I’m starting to get irritated because you are denying you had anything to do with it.

*thumbs in ears- fingers extended* You’re a spammer. You’re a spammer.

@ Gretchen: What the hell did you say? *flings roll of toilet paper*

By: Gretchen

Gretchen — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:19:25 +0000

Null? Well, if the shoe fits . . . *ducking to avoid thrown objects*