Posh & Paris Hilton Share Body Defects.

Why didn’t I know this? Even the paparazzi have kept this covered up. Now it’s obvious why Paris can keep bouncing back from all the punches thrown at her
Paris Hilton has really large, ugly feet.
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Bozo the Clown Punching Bag feet. They are size elevens! I wear 13’s. Can’t knock her down, she just pops back up.
And it explains why she has so much luggage. It would require a footlocker - maybe two - just for her shoes.
I hate it when I have to pack another pair of shoes. I try to pick one pair that I can wear anyplace, but sometimes that doesn’t work. Shoes take up a lot of space in luggage, and they weigh a lot.
And imagine the weight of a size eleven dildo shoe?

Why doesn’t she have her toes amputated? Or at least have collagen injected to get rid of the boneyness?

Victoria Beckham certainly feels her pain. She has great big boney growths on her feet.

Paris has previously bemoaned her super sized feet, saying: “Yeah, it sucks, because I see all these super cute shoes in the stores: Guccis, YSLs, Manolos. And when they bring them out in my size, they look like clown shoes.

I think I’m starting to like Paris. She is showing a human side. I know she is looking for a BFF and I think she is actually sincere.
I feel sorry for her, lying there in bed with a brand new puppy getting lost in those ginormous feet.

8 Responses to “Posh & Paris Hilton Share Body Defects.”

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1 Gretchen
Mar 18th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Eww, now, those are some fugly feet. Those girls should at least have enough sense to cover them up instead of wearing those low-cut shoes. Aren’t combat boots still considered chic? I know my daughter wears them.

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2 Kim
Mar 18th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

Hahaha! Oh my. That’s funny. But in her defense against your notice that you wear size 13…a size 11 in women’s shoes is only a size 9 in men’s. :-)(did I really just “defend” Paris Hilton?? Hmm, I might find somebody to give me a talking to…

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3 goinglikesixty
Mar 18th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

@Gretchen: She needs to wear socks!
@Kim: I totally didn’t know that. You can join me in the “Paris May Be Trying” club if you want.
4 Elaine
Mar 19th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

Yea those are ugly feet! But what struck me even more is in that picture she looks anorexic. Look closely at her arms and legs, very thin with no musculature at all. Another reason her feet look so bad, there’s hardly anything covering those bones. Wonder when that picture was taken? In the news lately she doesn’t appear that thin.

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5 goinglikesixty
Mar 19th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

@Elaine: OK, you are now an official member of the “Paris May Be Trying” club along with Kim and me.
6 K8
Mar 24th, 2008 at 10:53 am

I have big feet too. It helps with the whole balance bit.

The tendons are impressive though… you could grate carrots on those.
7 goinglikesixty
Mar 24th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

@K8: I’m speechless about your tendons. Thank you for sharing.
8 Ellen B.
Aug 28th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

I was amazed to see her in flatties on the photo. Paris usually wears high heels to make her feet look smaller. And now she’s paying the price for her vanity: like Posh, she is getting bunions, you just can’t see it in the picture, because the shoe is closed at the toes.