Cannibal-asian Tiger Didn’t Buy House in Hamptons

I can see how the mistake was made. There must be a lot of cannibal-asians named Eldrick Woods that want to buy a house in the blindingly white Hamptons.
If Tiger didn’t buy an Estate there he should. He could be the first multi-millionaire block buster.

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2 Responses to “Cannibal-asian Tiger Didn’t Buy House in Hamptons”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Gretchen
    I remember when Dennis Rodman moved to Newport Beach. Unfortunately, he notoriously failed to behave himself — remember when that guy used to carry on back when he was famous and could afford it? It was really sort of a shame, because he appeared to fulfill all of the elite’s worst fears about minorities in their snooty beach community.

    Gretchen’s last blog post..Easter Dread.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 goinglikesixty
    @Gretchen: OMG I wouldn’t want Rodman living in the same trailer park with me.

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