Why Dads Love Picnics - Hole Lotta Lovin’

I‘ll give Bob a shot at topping me on this one.

Obviously the Price was right.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.
The neighbor — who wishes to remain anonymous — saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex. The most recent instance took place March 14, we’re told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

Of course somebody videotaped it, call the cops? Wait, let me get my camera first.
This issue is now tabled.
Thanks Barbie

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9 Responses to “Why Dads Love Picnics - Hole Lotta Lovin’”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 trailerparkbarbie
    Maybe, he’s into some nutty religion (cult) like Scientology and must procreate. Perhaps, his planet is ruled by mantables?

    trailerparkbarbie’s last blog post..For All The Men Who Want Younger Women

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Robert Basler
    Nutty cult? If that’s true, he belongs to a splinter group. Sorry.

    No way can I top this story. But I will offer one piece of advice. If ever you’re invited to a picnic on this guy’s deck, you should avoid any dishes containing mayonaise…

    Ewwwwww
    Bob
    http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/

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  3. Gravatar Icon 3 goinglikesixty
    @trailerparkbarbie: mantables! LOL… yeah that’s got to be it.
    @Robert Basler: groooooaaaan, but you know I love it!
  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Joy
    Can you imagine taping that little gem? I guess the tables were turned on poor Mr. Price. We want the hole truth….and nothing but the truth Mister.

    Joy’s last blog post..Serendipity

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Robert Basler
    Well, let’s just say this guy has added some fresh verses to the Hokey Pokey….

    Robert Basler’s last blog post..The night I made Paris yawn…

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 goinglikesixty
    @Joy: can’t wait for this to hit youtube… yes I can! I suppose he used WD 40 to lube up.

    @Robert: OK.OK. Enough, make it stop! Hee, love your last post.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 K8
    I was never a fan of internet dating until I read this.

    Now I see why it’s so important…

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Thornton
    I was tempted to say that your post was worthless without pics, but in this case, I think I’m happy about the lack of multimedia.

    Nothing like looking out your back door to see something to make you scream out loud, “WTF!”

    The whole thing made me think of this:

    http://www.explosm.net/movies/124/

    Thornton’s last blog post..Medic!

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Queen of Shake Shake
    Um, ouch.

    Obviously the man was older. Were he my age, he would have know to just screw an American Pie in the kitchen and keep it private!

    Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..Howdy Neighbor!

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