Boomers: Imagine You’re a High School Cheerleader

Imagine you are a high school aged female.
Here’s your life so far:

  • Cheerleader
  • 4.0 gradepoint
  • Drive a Lexus
  • Live in West Boca, Florida
  • Your favorite food is Malibu salad with fresh mozarella
  • You are a great gymnast
  • Accepted to University of Florida
  • iPhone is Hello Kitty
  • Your favorite TV show is Unreal Body
  • But with college ahead, and a career as a plastic surgeon, something is missing.

    A pair of VW sized bazzooms.

    In South Florida, that’s as easily rectified as getting a third degree sunburn.
    Except when you die.
    Death can really mess up a school girls plans for life.
    Not to worry about her parents however, the school is selling candles for a buck to help them get through the crisis.
    After all, the bazzoom doc still has to be paid, right?

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