Nancy didn’t doo a very good job of planning her colonoscopy. It’s Monday.
Sheesh! I have to be the stupidest person! Only I would schedule a colonoscopy the morning after Easter! (I didn’t realize it was Easter when it was scheduled!)
Therefore, my Easter dinner will consist of Ducolax and Miralax in Powerade!
She’s fixing a turkey today which I will polish off tomorrow.
Hoping for video to post Monday afternoon!
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Aww, man!
Worst Easter Dinner EVER!
Sorry to hear about that.
I could probably come up with some crass chocolate-easter-bunny joke if I tried really hard, but you’ve suffered enough.
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@Janna: awww nuts, come back later when you feel gross enough.
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I’ve had a few of these over the years and each time my doctor comes to talk to me before the action ensues and asks “any constipation?” Each time I think to myself “what planet is he on.” Reading this caused me to make the connection that this is really Gastroenterologist humor. Either he needs a new joke book or I’m slow on the uptake. At any rate, I’ll plan a good response for my next visit that I’ll put off as long as possible.
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I have two things to say to Nancy: (1) close your eyes and think of England and (2) DRUGS.
Mark, you be NICE to her Monday. I mean it.
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@VintageP: well for an ass doc, he’s a smart ass!
Nancy doesn’t even see the doc – only the gas guy. I see the doc afterwards and she’s usually still loopy.
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@Gretchen: England??? I don’t have to be nice to her, she tends to sleep the rest of the day!
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I cannot believe your doctor allowed you to have a colonoscopy on the morning after Easter. The only thing you have going for you on this, (which you may already know) is the drugs they put you to sleep with are heavenly. And afterwards, you get to fart and no one cares. In fact, they won’t let you leave until you do.
Good luck!
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@Candy:
On behalf of Nancy…
Her doc’s Muslim.
She’s had these before and always enjoys “the best sleep” ever. And she gets dismissed right away!
Thanks for your kind thoughts.
“Close your eyes and think of England” = Queen Victoria’s celebrated advice to her daughters about how to endure sexual relations.
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Yeah, shitty timing. But this too shall pass…
Had one late last year and blogged about it, complete with some very nice pictures of the inside of my guts. The procedure is nothing. It’s the prep. Hope it goes well and everything comes out OK… Sorry, I just can’t help myself…
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@Winston: Yep, it’s just one of those deals. And the groaners are part of the deal too. No prob.
@Gretchen: Ohhhhhhh, great advice – on both counts!
Colonoscopy? I hear they use anesthetic nowadays during the procedure. I wasn’t so lucky.
Sending good thoughts her way.
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