Everybody has the flew. (sic) Har, always wanted to write that.
- Pointless-Drivel – is a whiny ass. It needs to be kicked except for the explosive diarrhea.
- Redneck Diva – Is labeling all her meds so she doesn’t kill a kid or two.
- The Queen of Shake Shake – Has become the Queen of Ache Ache. Another excuse not to shave her legs.
- Violent Acres – You will have to finish raising your kids without her. Personally, I think she’s welshing (or is it welching?) on the contest prize.
- The Bloggess – She’s Okay, but the vet killed her cat.
BTW: I guess you are all getting your $63 from Airborne?
Dammit! My cat is dead *and* I didn’t save my Airborne receipts.
I’m having a real crap week.
@Jenny, Bloggess: no receipts necessary! Does that help your Friday at least?
Ah, crap. I just bought Airborne for Ben last month because a friend said HER friend swore by it, and our family has been sick all winter. Sadly, I do not qualify for the class action, since I bought the stuff AFTER EVERYONE ELSE HAD ALREADY REALIZED IT WAS BULLSHIT.
@Gretchen: Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead
Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead
Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead
Hee. Butthead. Even I’m not dumb enough to swallow that one. Got any bridges I could buy?
Oh lookie at this!
Here I am, a mere two days after being terribly ill and I’m full back in the saddle.
Could it be because of Airborne? Possibly!
No, I won’t be getting a piece of the lawsuit because the whole medical industry is just a game anyway. It’s all the power of belief.
BTW, even though I’m better, my legs are still hairy. AND I will be farting to my hearts content during movie night too. I am one HAWT broad.
@Queen of Shake Shake: I loved how you let your stud think he was in charge. hmmmmm, what would the Queen’s first movie be? hmmmmmm, I would say: “We Are Marshall”