7
Mar

Friday Five - Technorati Plummets: You’re All Sick, Sick, Sick

   Posted by: goinglikesixty   in Health

Everybody has the flew. (sic) Har, always wanted to write that.

  • Pointless-Drivel - is a whiny ass. It needs to be kicked except for the explosive diarrhea.
  • Redneck Diva - Is labeling all her meds so she doesn’t kill a kid or two.
  • The Queen of Shake Shake - Has become the Queen of Ache Ache. Another excuse not to shave her legs.
  • Violent Acres - You will have to finish raising your kids without her. Personally, I think she’s welshing (or is it welching?) on the contest prize.
  • The Bloggess - She’s Okay, but the vet killed her cat.

BTW: I guess you are all getting your $63 from Airborne?

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7 comments so far

 1 

Dammit! My cat is dead *and* I didn’t save my Airborne receipts.

I’m having a real crap week.

March 7th, 2008 at 8:35 am
 2 

@Jenny, Bloggess: no receipts necessary! Does that help your Friday at least?

March 7th, 2008 at 9:11 am
 3 

Ah, crap. I just bought Airborne for Ben last month because a friend said HER friend swore by it, and our family has been sick all winter. Sadly, I do not qualify for the class action, since I bought the stuff AFTER EVERYONE ELSE HAD ALREADY REALIZED IT WAS BULLSHIT.

March 7th, 2008 at 11:20 am
 4 

@Gretchen: Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead
Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead
Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead

March 7th, 2008 at 11:28 am
 5 

Hee. Butthead. Even I’m not dumb enough to swallow that one. Got any bridges I could buy?

March 7th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
 6 

Oh lookie at this!

Here I am, a mere two days after being terribly ill and I’m full back in the saddle.

Could it be because of Airborne? Possibly!

No, I won’t be getting a piece of the lawsuit because the whole medical industry is just a game anyway. It’s all the power of belief.

BTW, even though I’m better, my legs are still hairy. AND I will be farting to my hearts content during movie night too. I am one HAWT broad.

March 7th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
 7 

@Queen of Shake Shake: I loved how you let your stud think he was in charge. hmmmmm, what would the Queen’s first movie be? hmmmmmm, I would say: “We Are Marshall”

March 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

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