Chef Paul is OK after an U.S. Airways pilot tried to shoot him.
Paul Prudhomme was rustlin’ some grub for those hard working PGA big shots, when he was struck in the arm by a bullet.
The Food and Drug Administration investigated and determined that it quite possibly be the same caliber as the shot fired by a U.S. Airways pilot who was distraught that this month doesn’t have an R in it.
Monthly Archive for March, 2008
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If I’m a negative personality will my doppelganger be Mr. Woo-Hoo?
Update: If my doppelganger had schadenfreude would he still be pleased at your misfortune?
Discuss.
This business deal harkens to the Three Stooges buying NASA.
Ford sold Jaguar to TaTa.
TaTa, a while back, made news by announcing they were augmenting the India car market with new honkers: the subprime TaTa iNano, aka the Moto-Penis, aka itty-bitty bumpers lawsuit, which will sell for 18.4 million Rupees. (US$38.56)
To keep you abreast of this breaking news, I found this nugget that the palookas from the Southeast Mississippi School of Business will be talking about for ages.
As Ford was exploring all their options for selling Jaguar, the British motorcar executives were consulted heavily.
All seemed to be lost. The conference call ended.
Eustus Ford IV: ” Goodbye Fenster.”
Fenster: “TaTa.”
Eustus exclaimed ‘ere he flew out of sight, “Brilliant!” and to all a good night.
Thus, the deal between TaTa and Jaguar, quicker than you can say “snuggle pups.”
TaTa is a huge conglomerate located in Mumbai, (formerly Bangalore) and owns a steel company TaTa SteelSteel, and Tata TacoTaco, and Tata TeaTea.
The automotive world is hoping management of the new company will get the support of TaTa TeaTea.
Mr. Ratan N. Tata, company chairman, said, “Rata-tata-tata! Look out for the TaTa. We are announcing today that 18% of every sale of the new JagJag will be donated for Tit-Tats for Tots. We hope everyone will see reason to buy a set of bodacious TaTas.”
note: if you steal this image, at least give me a h/t.
It took literally minutes to create.
He also unveiled the new logo for the TaTa JagJag.
The iconic Jagwire marque will be replaced in 2009.
I don’t really like to use this site as a way to self indulgently complain, but really, I have nothing else to write about. So, fuck it.
So, without further ado, here is a list of things that have been bothering me lately.
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