Caption contest anyone? Or are you just speechless like me? Let’s give it a try. My first contest ever.
Prize will be: 15 free candy bar coupons (no M&M’s!)
Put your caption (as many as you want) in the comments or on your blog with a link back by Friday. I’ll narrow it down to five and then we will have a vote next week. In case of ties, I pick the winner, or split the prize.
Speechless, just speechless.
Must. Go. Vomit. Now.
I AM speechless. Talk about a couple of old hags.
You cannot scare me into putting you into my next sex book no matter what face you make!
@Gretchen: Isn’t that something? I do hope you can bear to look or think about it for a caption. (Or was that your entry? LOL)
sixty….Love this blog! And, I have tinnitus, too. Maybe, that’s what makes us so brilliant…the constant ringing.
For some reason, I thought that you didn’t have a blog. Wish I had visited sooner. If it’s OK, I’m gonna add you to my blogroll. But, watch out…you’ll get a lot of redneck traffic.
Add her arms and his face and you can make one hell of a zombie.
Next caption:
“Go ahead and fart. Nobody cares what we do, anyway.”
That dudes been ugly for so long, they should have his picture next to “Ugly” in the encyclopedia.
@trailerparkbarbie: That makes three of us with tinnitus – or maybe you mentioned it earlier? I’ll have to look. Yep, I’m a 24/7 ringer too.
You are on a roll! Keep it up. I’m in Kentucky, so I’m used to whatever you bring. We’re all real here. Thanks for the blogroll add, I’ll do the same.
@Jenny, Bloggess: I’ll give it a try – the zombie look. But I’m no photoshopper…
@FatHairyBastard: Well that was just mean. mean. mean.
Next caption entry…(hey, I LOVE candy bars)
“So, you joined Jenny Craig?”
Oh Mr. Pop!
I remember when MY funbags were that firm.
@Mark: Thanks for delurking to enter! Not limited to just one (but it is a good one.)
Here’s my entry: Ugly is in the eye of the beholder
or …
Your coffin or mine?
“Did you just say we’re out of coke?”
@Edna: hehehe – good ones, keep thinking! More the merrier.
@Thornton: expected something more crude!
“Iggy, there’s something in the air tonight”
“No, my Depends just need changing you Wanker!”
@Mark: ooooooooohhhhhh. hehehe
Over seven years of marriage to the “Material Girl” have taken their toll on Guy Ritchie.
@Fairly Odd Mother. LOL. Try one like Madonna is saying something to Igman.
“Be a dear, Iggy, and close your mouth. You’re drooling on my elbow.”
Madonna proudly displays her Afghan Hound, “Iggy”, which won best bitch in the hound group at Westminster.
@Thornton: hehehe, that’s what he looks like, a little photoshopping and it’s perfect.
@thesavvyboomer: He looks like an afghan! Except his nose isn’t long enough. Close, but not quite.