Monthly Archive for April, 2008

Go Away Little Bidet

Published on April 30, 2008 in Baby Boomer. 6 Comments

Parisians are making a lifestyle choice to have dirty bung holes like the rest of us. Because space is at such a premium in Paris the Bidet is going away.

I never have used a bidet. But what is there not to like about washing your butt crack with warm water instead of scrubbing it with ground up rags and wood?

My little tribute song:

(Tune: Go Away Little Girl)

(video below if you want to sing along- ignore the little intro verse)

Please stay bidet
Please stay bidet
My rump desires to be cleansed by you
Oh yes, I long for your warm caress
Your whiteness I’ll never bless
It’s paper I’m required to use for my poo-oo

Please go away bidet
Go away bidet
I’m holding it for much longer decay
Too bad it didn’t work out
I can poop a brown trout
So go away bidet pal and enjoy your little soiree.

OK, I’m Calling It, YouTube Has Crashed

Published on April 30, 2008 in Holy Shit! Lookit This!. 4 Comments

About 1:15 p.m. CST. Youtube.com is was borked. (Add: for about 45 minutes.) Damned if I know why. Don’t really much care.

Was I first? Huh? Huh?

Smarty Pants Dating Service – Reuter’s Writer Rejected.

Published on April 30, 2008 in Blogging, Education and Entertainment. 5 Comments

Another Mensa reject – even rejected from the Smarty Pants Dating Service.

My good friend from Reuters struck out.

All you have to do to qualify is go to intelligentpeople.com – nothing pretentious about that, is there? You have to take this test that proves whether you’re worthy to see the names of other people who passed it.

What’s the term “the kids” are using these days? Epic Fail!

Bob goes on to snark about the black and white photo the chick sent with her press release. Bob, even I know black and white photos are arty. Puh-leeze.

Note to self: Do alliteration post about Reuter’s.

She now is a spinner.

Published on April 29, 2008 in Empty Nesters and Shopping. 11 Comments Tags: .

Not even close!

My favorite part of Ed Sullivan.

Had a car with spinners once.

No Sit and Spin (poor little Tommy will be scarred for life.)

Yep, she has turned into Mrs. Olsen from Little House on the Prairie. It’s not ours yet, she just brought it home for “practice.” She has a special gear that gives her biofeedback on when to push with the opposite foot.

She has a spinning wheel with training wheels.

This is the awesome MACH ONE spinning wheel. Mach One! I’ll be hooking up a generator soon and we’ll be selling electricity at substantially discounted rates. I’ll have to so we can buy yarn, or feed the goats, or sheep, or muskox, or cashmere.

 

Let Me Tell You About My Underwear

Published on April 29, 2008 in Blogging, Education, Holy Shit! Lookit This! and Research. 14 Comments

From TPBarbie:

Here are the rules: 1) Link back to the person who tagged you (that= me!). 2) Post the rules on your blog. 3) Write six things about yourself. 4) Tag six people at the end of your post by posting links to their blog sites. 5) Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their site. 6) And let your tagger know when your entry is up.

  • I used to wear white briefs – all the time
  • I now wear boxer briefs
  • They are all different colors – but no white
  • Some have little pinstripe adornments
  • Hanes or Fruit-of-the-Loom, whatever is on sale
  • I sleep in my underwear

Tagging (if you’ve done it, do it again!)
The Chrysalis Stage
CookieBitch
Sarcastic Mom
I’m done, I think this has been around quite abit. I looked thru my blog roll, even RSS and just figured it’s about run it’s course.
Like the underwear I’m wearing.