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Go Away Little Bidet

Published on April 30, 2008 in Baby Boomer. 6 Comments

Parisians are making a lifestyle choice to have dirty bung holes like the rest of us. Because space is at such a premium in Paris the Bidet is going away.

I never have used a bidet. But what is there not to like about washing your butt crack with warm water instead of scrubbing it with ground up rags and wood?

My little tribute song:

(Tune: Go Away Little Girl)

(video below if you want to sing along- ignore the little intro verse)

Please stay bidet
Please stay bidet
My rump desires to be cleansed by you
Oh yes, I long for your warm caress
Your whiteness I’ll never bless
It’s paper I’m required to use for my poo-oo

Please go away bidet
Go away bidet
I’m holding it for much longer decay
Too bad it didn’t work out
I can poop a brown trout
So go away bidet pal and enjoy your little soiree.

OK, I’m Calling It, YouTube Has Crashed

Published on April 30, 2008 in Holy Shit! Lookit This!. 5 Comments

About 1:15 p.m. CST. Youtube.com is was borked. (Add: for about 45 minutes.) Damned if I know why. Don’t really much care.

Was I first? Huh? Huh?

Smarty Pants Dating Service - Reuter’s Writer Rejected.

Published on April 30, 2008 in Blogging, Education and Entertainment. 3 Comments

Another Mensa reject - even rejected from the Smarty Pants Dating Service.

My good friend from Reuters struck out.

All you have to do to qualify is go to intelligentpeople.com - nothing pretentious about that, is there? You have to take this test that proves whether you’re worthy to see the names of other people who passed it.

What’s the term “the kids” are using these days? Epic Fail!

Bob goes on to snark about the black and white photo the chick sent with her press release. Bob, even I know black and white photos are arty. Puh-leeze.

Note to self: Do alliteration post about Reuter’s.