Not Mistaken, Remain Unshaken, Achin’ over Bacon. Porkers Unite! It’s Your Bellies! | Baby Boomer Going Like Sixty in Kentucky

Not Mistaken, Remain Unshaken, Achin’ over Bacon. Porkers Unite! It’s Your Bellies!

Published on April 10, 2008 in Food. Tags: bacon.

Inspired by Back-off the Bacon Brian, I am jumping on his pork barrel and ask that the baconizaton of the U.S. of A. stop.

Stop the Bacon Old Fashion

2 ounces bacon-infused bourbon
1/4 ounce Grade B maple syrup
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Twist of orange

Stop the Bacon Bras

Stop the Bacon Soap

Stop the Bacon Vodka

Stop the Candied Bacon Ice Cream

Stop the Bacon Wallet

Stop the Bacon Briefcases

Stop the Bacon Bandages

Brian, just make it all go away, okay?

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1 nessa
Apr 11th, 2008 at 8:03 am

Bacon should just be bacon. It is bliss as is.

If my husband tried to teach me golf, I’d end up clubbing him to death; D

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2 goinglikesixty
Apr 11th, 2008 at 8:09 am

@nessa: thank you for your support for bacon as bacon. And yes, learning golf from a spouse could have that side effect.

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