Went to the doctor and the doctor said:
“that’s what you get for jumping on the bed.”
(old child’s rhyme - I’m an old child, what did you expect? Wadsworth?)
Me: My right hand shakes
Dr. Of course, nobody shakes with their left hand!
Me: My head shakes
Dr. Stop being so negative.
Me: I can’t spell anymore. I have trouble remembering things.
Dr. A, N, Y, M, O, R, E.
Dr. Do you have memory problems?
Me: Sometimes I can’t remember the simplest definitions. I cut and paste a lot.
Dr. Hobbies are good. I like to scrapbook. Want to see my Britney Book?
Me: If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Dr. NEXT.
Gretchen’s last blog post..Six Word Memoir Meme.
Gretchen’s last blog post..Six Word Memoir Meme.