You remember reading about the Chinese couple that wanted to name their kid @? This is where a totalitarian government comes in handy, they told the parents no.
Thus these kids end up with names like:
- Kal-el Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
- Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)
- Blue Madonna (Spice Girl - Geri Halliwell)
- Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
- God’Iss Love Stone (Lil’ Mo)
- Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
Dude, you do NOT want to get me started on this because I am the fucking Baby Name Police. Erika Leigh. Samuel Nicholas. Matthew William. Julia Rose Kathleen. I want name-y names, goddammit! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS MADISON AND PEYTON SHIT?
Thank you for your time.
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@Gretchen: ROTFLMAO!!!!
FYI…Geri Halliwell’s daughter’s name is Bluebell Madonna - not better or worse than Blue.
Soleil Moon Frye (aka Punky Brewster) named her daughters Poet Sienna Rose and Jagger Joseph Blue (yes, the last one is a girl!)
Chris Noth: Orion
Daniel Baldwin: Avis Ann (makes me want to rent a car from her)
Hero, Ptolemy, Banjo, Indiana (for boy), and lots of Alabamas and Ammons lately…celebs need a kick in the arse!
@~D~: Thanks, great additions to the list. Avis Ann! same reaction here, need to look for Hertz as a first name.