Left: Pointless Drivel aka Mr. Fab

Right: Cynical Bastard aka Cynical Bastard 

Full disclosure:

Mr. Fab’s photo has been magically manipulated to make it appear as if he was wearing a pseudo Viking Helmet. As we all know, Vikings did not wear horny hats. This is a common misconception. Only a Viking reenactor would know these details.  Look for more details on next week’s Boomspeak.com.

OTOH, Cynical Bastard really looks that way.