Are Hell’s Angels still somebody I should fear? Aren’t they all a bunch of boomer/geezers like this dude?

Isn’t the only fear I should have is that he might sue me?

This Heck’s Angel (his name is Sonny - ooooooo ) didn’t like that HBO is making a movie that is kinda like his life. The only Sonny I would fear has a last name of Corelone.

The complaint, filed in Los Angeles federal court, contends that HBO, the White Mountain Co. and Tolkin cut him out of the project and violated many of his publicity rights…

Get this: he is afraid that the movie will cause damage to his personal brand. His personal brand? Give me a break.

Look closely at the picture: (click to enlarge) he’s got one of those holes in his throat. I don’t fear a guy that has a hole in his throat. How fast could he run if he has to breath through a hole in his throat?

As I understand it, the Hell’s Angels were a bunch of Harley riders that had lots of tattoos, drank a lot, terrorized women and small towns. Or small women and towns, one or the other. Oh, yeah, they loved to punch peace-niks and hippies. I don’t think they liked non-conformists much. So I wonder why Sonny thinks 1% is about him?

Don’t Heck’s Angels do teddy bear runs and protect military families from thugs of war protesters peace-niks?  The Grateful Dead used them for protection once and that didn’t work out so hot. But Deadheads are all ages now. How’s the recruiting for the Hell’s Angels I wonder.

The real Hell’s Angels were in their heyday in the ’60’s. That would make them eligible to draw retirement, right?

You know the toughest motorcycle guy now? That dude from Orange County Choppers. He’s on ‘roids if anyone is, and that medically assisted rage is nothing I want to mess around with - even if he had a hole in his throat.