Overweight and out-of-style.
It’s the newest incarnation of a geezer phone to compete with the Jitterbug.
Since it’s for geezers, there is no long term contract.
The extra large buttons and large display are easier for people like me.
One touch emergency call button in case I make a harmful mix of Dulcolax and Nyquil.
(Classic lose/lose: bad cough and constipated. 1. Take nothing and die of cloggage.
2. Take laxative and cough syrup and fall asleep and worms come out my ass.
It amplifies the sound. It doesn’t say if it does both inbound and outbound sound, but outbound would be good, in case I get kidnapped and have to whisper my location to Jack Bauer or Denny Crane.
It has a bitchin’ siren sound if you push the emergency button. Perfect for the 15 items or less lane and I have 27 items. I will just tell them I am from Homeland Security or the TSA.
A strong vibrating ringer. I read a lot of Mommy bloggers who love their vibrating phones.
Flashing orange LED for incoming calls. If I can program that baby to also sound the siren for an incoming call, totes!
Built in flashlight. Helpful when I signal in airstrikes against the meth dealer in the neighborhood.
This phone has it all. Except it’s as ugly as warts on a walrus. How about a little neon? Even Hello Kitty or Hannah Montana?
One can only hope.
I like the big display. I got an LG Voyager a couple of weeks ago and I’m still getting used to it.
Not all mommy bloggers are into vibrating phones, you know. My husband keeps his in his front pants pocket when it’s set on vibrate. Hmm, I wonder.
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@Gretchen: I had to look and see what that was – an iPhone imitator! iPhones are cool.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Going Like Sixty’s last blog post..I Resemble This Phone.
You’re speaking about warts again. That’s two posts in the same day. It must be the alzheimer’s rearing its ugly head.
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Uh…that second photo will be nightmare fodder for the next six years.
Thanks.
@Catch Her In the Wry: Wart? Speak up, I can’t hear you?
@Jozet at Halushki: You’re, uh, welcome? All I did was Google ™ Search Engine: “Ginormous Oligochaeta in Queen Size Bed with a Person of Normal Size who is Asleep.”