PR Geniuses at Work: Let’s Put Diamonds All Over The Product; the Bloggers will Love it.

Bling is so passe. Even the word “bling” is goofy anymore. Please Wordworkers of the World (OMG – WoW is so overused too) please find another word to describe over the top ostentatiousness.
Here are a few things that have had diamonds an other precious gems added for improved performance:

  • iPods
  • iPhones
  • skulls
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  • Pepsi can
  • Mickey Mouse Ears hat
  • Playstation Controller
  • It’s pop culture stuff with diamonds. I haven’t seen a diamond crusted Miller Chill bottle, nor a diamond bedecked pooper scooper.
    As soon as my Google ™ deal comes through I will be launching a line of painted diamonds.
    The anti-bling. The blong.

    diamondpaint.jpg
    Wal-mart is the largest diamond retailer in the Milky Way.

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    PR Geniuses at Work: Let’s Put Diamonds All Over The Product; the Bloggers will Love it. — 4 Comments

    1. @Emmylou: I keep forgetting you’re in PR. I’m glad you agree. Now I can tout that fact. 100% of my Public Relations readers agree. Sodding chocolate? Let’s not get carried away.