With a Name Like Audio Science; You Better Be Tough

You remember reading about the Chinese couple that wanted to name their kid @? This is where a totalitarian government comes in handy, they told the parents no.

Thus these kids end up with names like:

  • Kal-el Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
  • Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)
  • Blue Madonna (Spice Girl – Geri Halliwell)
  • Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
  • God’Iss Love Stone (Lil’ Mo)
  • Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
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With a Name Like Audio Science; You Better Be Tough — 8 Comments

  1. Dude, you do NOT want to get me started on this because I am the fucking Baby Name Police. Erika Leigh. Samuel Nicholas. Matthew William. Julia Rose Kathleen. I want name-y names, goddammit! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS MADISON AND PEYTON SHIT?

    Thank you for your time.

    Gretchen’s last blog post..Six Word Memoir Meme.

  2. FYI…Geri Halliwell’s daughter’s name is Bluebell Madonna – not better or worse than Blue.
    Soleil Moon Frye (aka Punky Brewster) named her daughters Poet Sienna Rose and Jagger Joseph Blue (yes, the last one is a girl!)
    Chris Noth: Orion
    Daniel Baldwin: Avis Ann (makes me want to rent a car from her)

    Hero, Ptolemy, Banjo, Indiana (for boy), and lots of Alabamas and Ammons lately…celebs need a kick in the arse!