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TMI. I don’t ask, you don’t tell.
Gretchen’s last blog post..This Drives Me Mental.
This sooo reminded me of…ME. I’m 19 now and I still masturbate at least three times a day…when I wake up, when I go to sleep, and sometime inbetween. When I watch porn I get myself off like six times. I’m addicted to orgasms, and addiction to orgasms is a hard addiction to break. My biggest problem is…all I ever think about is sex.
Jannah: Still TMI, but I well remember those days. Boys are even worse. Fortunately, by middle age you’re well past it, otherwise you wouldn’t get much else done.
Gretchen’s last blog post..This Drives Me Mental.
I usually just lurk and read - nice site btw I was led here by VA a while back - but I couldn’t let that last comment go!
As a middle-aged woman myself I was wondering at what point in middle age one gets ‘past it’ because I’m a serial masturbator almost more now than I was in my teens…maybe it’s the menopause.
I apologise for once again with the TMI but seriously, I’m curious especially since I heard so many decreased libido horror stories in connection with the dreaded M word. Fact is I’m finding the opposite, I haven’t had such an appetite for sex in years…am I abnormal.