After being made fun of because of my teal hard hat and Remington orange chain saw, I couldn’t stop. The deforestation of our back forty continues.
Today, I am attacking this hedge…

SPOILER ALERT: Don’t read any further because what comes next is what happens in Saw V to be premiered at the Remington Theater. (Map below)
I waited until the Unknown Flowering Hedge That Ate Our Back Yard (UFHTAOBY) was at the peak of it’s beauty before I cut the life out of it. Hacked down to the stumps then forced in to the Worlds Largest Chipper Shredder. (WLCS)
BTW, I can do a great imitation of a gas powered chain saw. Which I often do. Perhaps I will make an audio file and upload it later.
Special appearance planned if I am authorized to leave the county by my probation officer.
UPDATE: I need to pay attention more. Apparently Nancy has gone green.
This isn’t near as funny as the stuff at Humor Blogs.






Gardening is one of my few pleasures. If you did that to my hedge, you’d be fired for life.
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WILL be dead. Deforestation is not “pruning.” I am contemplating sterilizing the front forty. That decision will be made later.
Your property looks great, hedge or no. I’d live there, but I’d probably ask y’all to move out first. Hee.
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PS: pet peeve, people that write y’all. This is only spoken, otherwise you are trying to hard.
I’ve noticed I’ve even curtailed my use of the “F” word when commenting on your site. A lady always remembers her manners.
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Oh, I hope you aren’t self-censoring, that would be no fun!
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Ain’t English great?
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Anyone, anyone?