Monthly Archive for May, 2008

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Because Some People Will Do Anything to Make Us Laugh

I owe Mr. Fabulous. I begged him to be on Blog Talk Radio back in March for a June show, and then had to back out. No problem for him to fill the time, but after I pleaded, I had to poop out on him.

If you like sound with your slide shows
Try Abba – Dancing Queen
Or Drama Queen – Beethoven’s 5th

Here’s his latest, and one of his greatest. If you like crude humor, and don’t have him in your RSS, you should.

 

Eventually I Learned: It’s Editors and Directors That Make Movies

I used to think that great actors made great films. Now I know it’s great editors and directors that make great films.
Sydney Pollack made one of my favorite films of all times Out of Africa. I never get tired of watching the story unfold.
I didn’t pay that close attention to the films he directed until today. These are the ones I recall and enjoyed.

  • Sabrina (1995)
  • The Firm (1993)
  • Out of Africa (1985)
  • Tootsie (1982)
  • Absence of Malice (1981)
  • The Electric Horseman (1979)
  • Three Days of the Condor (1975)

The other cool thing was that he could act – at least carry a smallish part. I’m not really sure what a film producer does, but he was involved as producer or executive producer in a lot of great films too.
Too bad about his death. Damn cancer.

You Think Your Job is Hard? Pshaw.

Here’s a little meme deal I picked up on and thought I would give it a go. Heads or Tails provides a theme to write about on Tuesday. Today the theme is “jobs” – about my job or one I have had.
I was an architect in Santa Monica, CA early in my career. It was a pretty good gig, I had a nice home office in addition to a downtown location. Life was good until my wife died. I thought about giving it all up, but I had a great housekeeper who helped me put one foot in front of the other until I was able to live with the loss. My three boys and I pretty much drove her crazy.
I almost gave up the whole deal when a big client asked me to redesign a building and “look the other way” on some specs that I thought were important – if not required. He fired our firm and hired another, but on Christmas Day, the building had a massive failure. He called me to consult and while inside, another collapse had us trapped for a few wild hours.
I had met and married a woman and her three great girls.
It was a lively time with my three sons and her three daughters, all about the same ages, going thru girl things and boy things and learning to live together in a three bedroom home.
For a while, before our oldest boy left for college, my wife’s young cousin moved in for a brief stay.
Hardly a day goes by when I’m not reminded of those days as an architect.

Going Beserk With My Little Orange Chain Saw

After being made fun of because of my teal hard hat and Remington orange chain saw, I couldn’t stop. The deforestation of our back forty continues.
Today, I am attacking this hedge…

SPOILER ALERT: Don’t read any further because what comes next is what happens in Saw V to be premiered at the Remington Theater. (Map below)

I waited until the Unknown Flowering Hedge That Ate Our Back Yard (UFHTAOBY) was at the peak of it’s beauty before I cut the life out of it. Hacked down to the stumps then forced in to the Worlds Largest Chipper Shredder. (WLCS)

BTW, I can do a great imitation of a gas powered chain saw. Which I often do. Perhaps I will make an audio file and upload it later.


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Special appearance planned if I am authorized to leave the county by my probation officer.
UPDATE: I need to pay attention more. Apparently Nancy has gone green.
This isn’t near as funny as the stuff at Humor Blogs.

So far, So Good, No Martians Yet

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