Think about this the next time your are in your thinking place where the seat flushes.
I just got done mowing the backyard, and there’s nothing to do but think as I follow the ass of Briggs and Stratton. Here’s what I was thinking:
- How far north would you have to be in the U.S. to find a place called Jesus Bar and Grill? You know, Jesus the poolboy, not Jesus, Lord and Savior. I’m thinking Yuma, Arizona. Which BTW, the citizens of Yuma refer to themselves as Yumans. I think that’s nice, no male/female, race, etc. Just Yuman.
- Are there native Mexican Jews?
- What time of day was the last supper? Here in the bible belt, supper is around noon. I’m talking about the Lord and Savior Jesus here, not Jesus, the pool boy.
- If Jesus, ( L&S ) had the last supper today, would it look like this?
- I know it would be a cook-out, but would it have been burgers and beer? or steak and beer? It’s all guys, right? So meat and beer, not wine, and potato salad maybe, and beans. Yeah, beans for sure.
- Might have a big picnic table kind of like in the painting, but more than likely it would be a glass top patio table from Big Blue or Big Orange Box store.
- If there were M&M’s at the last supper, there probably would be better attendance at communions today.
So, what did you think about today while performing some mindless activity?
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Catch Her In the Wry’s last blog post..Good bye, Mr. Chips
I don’t know what a contemporary Christ would do about the Last Supper, but I’m quite certain mine would involve McDonald’s double cheeseburgers and Diet Coke.
Gretchen’s last blog post..Blue Balls Hockey And The Octopus Conundrum.
Of all the foods you mentioned, I could stand to eat spinach, wilted with bacon grease. But that doesn’t work does it. Raw Brocolli just tears up my guts, I love it, but it hates me… sam wity radishes. I used to snack on radishes as a kid. Red ones. I would fix a bowl and eat them. Love the whites too, but the burping is stinky!
@Gretchen: But would the community understand if there was a Jesus Bar and Grill? or would there be protests? Not Jesus Ceurveza and Tacos, that would be too obvious.
We have three Jesus action figures on top of our living room TV, as well as Jesus pencil toppers. ‘Cause we’ve got a friend in Jesus.
Gretchen’s last blog post..Blue Balls Hockey And The Octopus Conundrum.