George Carlin died. Naturally this got me to thinking about cars and other forms of transportation.
My RSS runneth over.
- Parking for White Cars Only Helmut Smits via
- Hookers Take Bussing on the Road In IMAIM (that’s how MIAMI looks when a bus comes up behind you.)
A 7-year-old Indiana boy who wanted to go to the mall drove there in his grandmother’s Geo Tracker, although he crashed the vehicle several times.
Coke can added for scale
- Alaska Man Arrested for Drunken Lawn Mower Driving. Doubt it: First, everyone is drunk in Alaska, why would he have a lawn mower in Alaska, it was reported on Fox News – the network that broke the “teenage pregnacy pact” “story.”
- Mike Dunlap Has Huge Gonads. He charges obscene amounts of money for model cars where nothing moves.
Finally: Am I totally nuts because I saw this laying next to the spinning wheel and when I was told it was Blue Faced Leicester, I responded, “blue? it doesn’t look blue to me.”
Seems this is a Blue Faced Leicester…
Still doesn’t look blue to me.
No wonder Carlin died, with the internet it’s just too easy to get material. The internet killed George Carlin.
BRAKING NEWS: I’m Innocent of Speeding Because the Road Doesn’t Exist.
I seem to recall an incident a couple of years back where a guy got a DUI driving a riding mower on a public street. But I’m too lazy to look it up.
That Geo is the gayest vehicle I have ever seen. There was a guy in Costa Mesa about 10 years ago who drove some little fuchsia compact car. We didn’t know him, but we always said “Look, there goes the gay guy in his pink car.”
Gretchen’s last blog post..I Can’t Help It. I Just Think This Way.
Gretchen: yeah, I never claimed it was new material… prolly geezers on golf carts have been arrested too.
I personally know a guy who was arrested for drunk-driving an ambulance. And golf carts? Perfect. I don’t golf, but I can’t imagine it could be any fun if you’re NOT drunk.
Gretchen’s last blog post..I Can’t Help It. I Just Think This Way.
@I didn’t get picked up, but I had a police escort in my golf cart once.
OK…now I am confused!
Is that Wolfman Jack’s Daughter??? Or some guy who was on a riding lawn mower in Alaska that got a DWI case and broke all of the pregnancy tests?
My eyes are crossed, my head is spinning and the dog is barking….
And Darling…I hate to break it to you…but I think that child is a dwarf or little person…getting in the “hoe patrol”…I got out my 50X magnifiers put them up to both eyes, closed the left eye an and that is what it looks like to me!
LOL
See ya in the funny papers!
Southern smiles and world peace,
Sharon
~The Baby Boomer Queen~
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Omg, ok, I stumbled across the George Carlin post from nearly 2 yrs ago after reading another one of your posts. True confessions, my middle sis and I just find him hysterically funny, so I had to read this. Additionally, I find your attitude about no longer giving a S* to be quite drole. Mowing in Alaska? Who knew?
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