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I Stepped In Gum This Morning. Equalibrium Restored in the Universe.

As the Saluki flies, it’s quite a distance from central Illinois to southern Kentucky. But apparently not too far for someone to pay a clandestine visit to our street for the sole intent of payback. I stepped in gum this morning. In the street. I wasn’t wearing shoes. I wasn’t barefoot. I was in my socks. I [...]

George Carlin’s Death Cause Rash of Car Stupidness

George Carlin died. Naturally this got me to thinking about cars and other forms of transportation. My RSS runneth over. Parking for White Cars Only Helmut Smits via Dyson Vacuum King will Design Cars that Suck. Hookers Take Bussing on the Road In IMAIM (that’s how MIAMI looks when a bus comes up behind you.) Get the Kid a Booster, [...]

Small Dog With Extraordinary Prowess for Word Power

A dog may die tonight. Somebody chewed up my Book for Essential Blogging. Just a month ago I was bragging how it had lasted 40 years with hardly a scratch. JINX! However, a dog will not die tonight. The only part that isn’t salvageable are two pages of “W” all of “X” “Y” and “Z” and some other [...]





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