Monthly Archive for July, 2008

Here’s a $33,000,000 Hillbilly Mansion


Here’s why hillbillies get a bad name. I could have put up the first picture of a hillbilly mansion and you might get a little chuckle.

Instead, I’ll put up a real hillbilly mansion and have you just marvel over how somebody could spend so much money and end up with a place that looks like Opryland Hotel.

Franklin, Tennessee is rural Nashville – in Nashvegas they probably would equate it to living in Beverly Hills. Not Los Angeles, but close enough to get to where the money is made. Except you pass cows on the way to Franklin.
I’m really embarrassed for these people. Do you think they have never heard of an Interior Decorator?
Did I mention its $33,000,000? In rural Tennessee?

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Older Women RAWK: I’ll be Married to One for a While

Nancy has a birthday today, making her an older woman for a few months. If you have the inclination, bip over to her blog and smart off in the comments.

I’m pretty satisified with the gifts I have for her. No big surprises, but she’ll like them. (She is very good at dropping very pointed hints.)
But if I was still in the shopping mood, I’d be tempted to buy her this poster.

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McCain’s Sensible $520 Loafers

Having declared my intention on who I’m voting for when it comes to President, a factoid that is hitting the blogs today makes me think this McCain dude has a pretty level head, even if he has a temper and potty mouth.

If I were a right-wing blogger, and I found out that Barack Obama was wearing Ferragamo loafers that cost $520, I would spend about 50% of my waking hours making sure everyone knew this….
But of course, I’m not a right-wing blogger. And the $520 shoes belong to John McCain.

But Chris Hayes just dismisses the notion that this indicates how the man would govern.
I’m not so sure that it should be dismissed so readily.
I’m a shoe cheapskate. I won’t pay more than $30 for a pair of shoes. Any pair of shoes. If I can’t get them for $30 or less, I don’t need them. I love Zappos.com! We have a Zappos outlet store in our burg! I also have big feet, so I usually can’t get fitted at Kohl’s or Macy’s or Penney’s. So when I find shoes at a good price, that fit and look good, I will buy two pairs.
This also solves that whole “matching” thing that bother’s women. I’m told shoes should match, but that’s another matter.
So would I spend $520 on a pair of loafers?


Yes…but… I would:

  • have to live in D.C. where everything is outrageously expensive.
  • also own a pair of $520 cowboy boots.
  • spend my entire friggin’ life on my feet – like a Senator on the campaign trail.

If you have spent any time slogging around in shoes that don’t fit, there is nothing that will screw up your life more. A good, solid, well-made shoe will last me for years. I guess a Senator’s shoes would wear out quicker, but that makes the point: If you are on your feet, shoes are important.

Good shoes make good manners.

(I didn’t feel like looking up a Twain quote, so I just made up something pithy.)

So McCain spending $520 seems like a prudent think to do. Obama spending $520 on loafers seems the prudent thing to do.

Now if he spent $22 on a pair of “Luxe Contour Pouch Briefs” then he would be a total loser! Attention female readers: link added for your viewing pleasure. You’re welcome.

$520 would buy me 17 pairs of shoes.

I like my lifestyle better than theirs right now.

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Randy Pausch Was Great Presenter; Dies Anyway

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er’s seemed to be just totally overwhelmed that Randy Pausch actually died. He actually did. He said he would, he had a deadly form of cancer, he told his family he would die sooner, rather than later.”But, but,” Xer’s seem to be saying… “we never thought he would actually do it!”

Heavy man.

Randy Pausch was a teacher who died of pancreatic cancer.

Lots of people die of pancreatic cancer, so what made him such a star?

A colleague and I often remark how “it’s not what you know, it’s how you present it.”

Randy Pausch was a great presenter.

Why did his lecture just go viral on the Youtube? and the networks? Was it his message? Nope. There are thousands of people harping the same “keep the faith, baby” message. Hundreds of books. Was it the form of cancer? Nope. Cancer is pretty much cancer. It’s still incurable, and usually fatal.

Was it an original idea to speak as if it was his Last Lecture? Nope. The talk was a formula-lecture. Carnegie-Mellon asked top smarties to make a “final talk.” Nothing original there. Of course, it wasn’t his final talk. He wrote a book, spoke to

  • Oprah,
  • Congress,
  • Diane Sawyer,
  • Sting,
  • and even got a bit part in Star Trek:The Movie.

Of course, some bloggers are using his death to extrapolate some meaningful business use. Another refers to him as the “late, great Randy Pausch.” ( ! ) And of course, the inevitable Jimmy V tie in.

A passionate man noted for wearing his emotions on his sleeve, Jimmy V. also began by addressing the elephant in the room. But in contrast to the physically-fit Pausch, the frail NC State coach had to be helped on and off the stage. And in direct contrast to Pausch, Valvano chose to focus on the impact of cancer on his life and that of his family.

Randy Pausch knew nothing more than anybody else about dying from cancer. He just knew how to present.

He was a great presenter.

  • white
  • male
  • handsome
  • well-educated
  • witty

Pausch benefited from the Tim Russert Effect. If you are a great presenter and can muster an audience, you will become a star. It’s not what you know, it’s how you present it.

At the end, as Dr. Pausch’s body was clearly failing, Mr. Seabolt said he told his friend that it was okay if he felt like he needed to “let go.”

Dr. Pausch’s reply: “I’ll get back to you on that.’’

And those, according to Mr. Seabolt, were the final words of Randy Pausch.

Always leave them wanting more.

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