Some silly questions to ask a guy this time of year:

• Do you want me to mow the yard?
• Do you want to buy fireworks?
• Would you like to go for a walk?
• Are you going to wear a suit to the funeral/wedding?
• Are you going to wax the car?
• Do you want to buy MORE fireworks?
• Should I turn up/down the air conditioner? (Do you turn it up for MORE a/c? or down? for lower room temperature. Have you ever had this conversation?)
• Why did you buy black leather seats?
• What is the heat index? (at our house we call it the “wind chill” year around.
• Would you transplant that tree/bush/kidney?