A bee stung his four year old on the penis.
Duchovny told Letterman last night his reaction was to:
- Put a diaper on the naked four year old - Duchovny couldn’t bear to look
- Give him a soda - it was as good as a drug, sugar rush and all that
- Put in a DVD - to distract his son
Later Duchovny said, he son took great delight in telling people - mostly women - “look how big my penis is.”
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.
Apparently vinegar helps beestings, but on the weewee, that would probably make things worse. The DVD was probably a good call!
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