Of course I would love to find an M & M in my steak. But cow gas is legendary, so cattle farming could become very dangerous as little chocolate yummies go flying out the cow’s butt. Pa-ting, Ka-boing!

When M & M’s Fly!

I’ve had grass fed beef and you don’t want grass fed beef. Unless there is no beef and you have to eat grass fed fish. That’s even worse.

A feedlot operator calmly tells the Journal that he’s cutting corn rations with potato chips and a “byproduct from Hershey’s and M.M. Mars” featuring cocoa shells and M&Ms(!).

Look at that face, if cows didn’t taste so damn good, I might switch entirely to M&M’s too.