Archive for September, 2008 Page 2 of 16



Wendy’s Pwns Arby’s, Biyotch! Papa John’s and The Legend of Crystal Meth

This is big. Now I can have roast beef on my square hamburger. I can have Jamocha Frosties. Wendy kicked Arby’s butt and pwn’s ‘em. Let’s hear it for red-haired grrls with zits. Since this was announced a long time ago, and just now got the final OK from the minimum wagers in the drive over window, [...]

Who Would Do Such a Thing? Me.

How many times have you said to someone else, or muttered under your breath, “who would do such a thing?” Here is the definitive answer. If you are with someone and they say “who would do such a thing?” you have the answer. You can say “I know! I actually know!” Who would do such a [...]

What Jose Feliciano Said Rings So True.

Jose Feliciano once told me while we watched “The Long, Long, Trailer” starring Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz that if it was worth doing, it was worth doing well. Actually, I think he said: “dwit? dwit bueno.”Except he used Braille. Earl Henry must have been sitting behind us at the cinema. Earl Henry has a rapsheet that’s [...]





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