Jose Feliciano once told me while we watched “The Long, Long, Trailer” starring Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz that if it was worth doing, it was worth doing well.
Actually, I think he said: “dwit? dwit bueno.”Except he used Braille.
Earl Henry must have been sitting behind us at the cinema.
Earl Henry has a rapsheet that’s longer than your arm — literally.
The 58-year-old has been arrested in Kentucky at least 1,333 times since 1970, according to The Smoking Gun.
(A Pee-tucky TeeVee station says he has been arrested 35 times so far this year, another Pee-tucky TeeVee station said he had been arrested 1,000 times since since 1990.)
Nancy had it right, wouldn’t he qualify as a habitual offender?

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