Monthly Archive for October, 2008

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Cross Dressing and Begging


Halloween is a time when grown men indulge in cross dressing and begging. I thought I would give it a go and ask Jane at MidlifeBloggers.com if I could join her little circle of geezer bloggers.  Begging? Check. Shudder, she said “yes.”

Midlifebloggers logo

Get this: I am their first man. I didn’t realize I was invading a girl’s club. Cross-dressing? Not yet.

I read the “about” page and found a seemingly well-reasoned and semi-intelligent summary:

MidLifeBloggers is a place to hang out, to vent, to share, to laugh, to cry. It’s a place to experiment, to try out new ideas (and looks!) to get a Really Honest Opinion (yes, that one makes you look fat; no, the other doesn’t). Right now MidLifeBloggers is in its infancy, but that’s what makes it so exciting. Where it goes–and how–is totally dependent on its members.

I guess that reference to looking fat should have clued me in, huh?

Ah well, as Jane said, “once our eggs dry up, men need to be good for something.”  I am the sites “comic relief.”

I would rather be any kind of relief than comic.

So much pressure. Any similarities between the problem solved by a good laxative and results of using the above product and this blog are purely coincidental.

Thanks Jane for having me.

Boomers Like it Hotter. Fire It Up.

Somebody and/or something is changing. Nancy is off filling up on Texas fiber. She left Thursday and will return soon. In the meantime, she made up a crock pot full of chili for me to eat because she knows otherwise it will be Miller Chill and M & M’s.

We had a bowl before she left and were chatting about a friend who makes very hot chili. We have yet to partake, but we gave her a big bag of home grown chili peppers and she said they were suitably hot for her to use in her chili.

Nancy can’t handle the spiciness anymore so I told her I was going to spice up the chili for me. She dug out a can of chili peppers and I dumped them in the crock pot. It simmered all day Friday.

Yum. I added some Louisana hot sauce. More yum.

The chili made my nose run and I coughed a couple times, but it was gooo-oood.

I told my daughter what I had done and she was flabbergasted. She said my taste has changed.

She is right.

I didn’t like spicy food when she was around. Except for horseradish sauce. I’ve always love horseradish sauce, but avoided anything spicy. I’m eating  a lot more spicy food now than ever before. Love Thai, Wasabi, etc.

AARP magazine arrived today.

Lo and behold, I find out there is actually a reason I’m eating more spicy food. Boomers are loving spicy food! Chili Pepper consumption is up from 4.7 lbs in 1998 to 6.3 lbs in 2007 according to the magazine – per person! These stats always amaze me because I may eat a couple pounds of peppers in a year, so somebody is eating my share plus some!

Bold flavors are In! And Boomers are making them more inner!

Our sense of smell is getting whacked and that effects our sense of taste. The demand for hotness is gonna be hot as Boomers age.  Chili peppers are getting on our menu more often – even sharper cheeses like feta or Gorgonzola.

AARP Magazine even pointed to www.fiery-foods.com which they claim is popular with guys over fifty.

Dave DeWitt is some kind of Chili/Spice expert and get this:

The first thing they discovered was that many spices were incredibly antibacterial. For example, garlic, onion, allspice, and oregano were the best all-around microbe killers, killing almost everything. Next were thyme, cinnamon, tarragon, and cumin, which kill about 80 percent of all bacteria. Chile peppers were in the next group, with about a 75 percent kill rate. In the lower ranges of 25 percent were black pepper, ginger, and lime juice.

This stuff is good for you! Who knew? OK, I didn’t know that!

The new corollary of eating in the 21st century might be: “The healthier you eat, the more you need to spice it up with chile-laden condiments.”

So how cool hot is that!

BTW: I’m only up to the Jalapeno stage, but I’ll be trying some of the hotter chili peppers when I get the chance.  AARP’s site has a pretty cool graphic of the pepper hotness.

About the changes? Either AARP magazine is becoming more relevant or I’m aging into it. I’m thinking it’s both.

Yikes. Share Price of Ford Way Below Gallon of Gas.

Ford stock closed today at $2.00 +/-

Gas in our town is about $2.50 +/-

So what?

Dunno.

Just thought it was kinda interesting.
So is this political ad. Funny.
Like Ford stock selling for less than a gallon of gas.
Whaaaaaa’ssss AAAAAAAAA……

Free Johntw. Bill Gates is a Prick.

Steve Jobs lives. Johntw wrote to CNN a while back and said Steve Jobs had been rushed to the hospital because of a heart attack. As a result, Apple stock had a myocardial infarction and the stock price took a nose dive. It recovered when it was revealed that the story was bogus.

What happens when you write a fake story that Steve Jobs had been rushed to hospital suffering a heart attack and post it on CNN’s ireport.com website? You will cause Apple’s stock to plummet and lose nearly $4.8 billion in market value before the story is debunked by Apple.

So Johntw is in deep do-do.

The SEC is investigating. Looks like Johntw didn’t profit from the news. But so what if he did? How is saying somebody had a heart attack illegal? If traders are looney enough to apply electro-shock based on some unconfirmed email sent to a news site that is unfiltered and unedited, and it get’s published, how is that a problem?

Traders are all over the place touting “buy this” and “sell that” based on the temperature of Trig Palin’s butt.

But because the economy is in the tank, the SEC is freaking out about everything.

The SEC is searching for traders who try to depress stocks by spreading false rumors amid a credit-crisis that has fueled the widest swings on a percentage basis in the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index since 1932.

I guess I need to tone down attacks on Bill Gates. He’s under stress with his new company and he might actually flip out and send the SEC goons after me.

Bill Gates is the result of poking yourself in the finger with a needle.

Joop and John Want Your Ideas for The Next Hot TV Show.

You throw balled up socks at the television? Sit and Flip? Read or knit or surf while the television is on for background noise? Mumble, “I could come up with a better idea that that stupid show.”

OK, put up and cash in. $4,000 and 2% ownership of your own television program.

My good friend, John De Mol, creator of such fine television as Big Brother, Who Wants to Eat a Millionaire, and Fear or No Fear is so desperate for ideas for television shows he can pitch to coked out studio heads in Lost Angles that he appealed to me to get the word out.

Dutch dude, like moi! Johannes Hendrikus Hubert de Mol, now that, my friends is a name.  Monogrammed towels are out with a moniker like that!

I am certain that someone with little connection to the TV industry is sitting on a truly great nonfiction show concept,”? said de Mol. “TalpaCreative.com offers that person a direct line to my development team, which could be all it takes to make their dream into our next reality hit. We are ready to take creative and financial risks, to bring some of these ideas to life.

No, seriously. If you have a great idea for a television program, go here. You will have to create a log in, but it’s a harmless site, no malware, spyware, adware, or tupperware.

Just be sure to read the terms and conditions, there is something in there about execution.
If your story idea gets picked up and makes it and wins a major award, just mention me in your acceptance speech.

John is the founder of Endemol.

Despite what you think, the company does not make weapons of mass destruction.

Actually he has nothing to do with ending anything. He begins things. The name of the company is a mashup of Joop van den Ende and John de Mol. Joop.  van den Ende. Yeah. I can’t make ‘em up  like that. I bet he had to be tough kid growing up.  Still not even close to Crumpacker for a name, but getting there.

Joop and John flipped the company to a phone company and then it got flipped again and I think again.

Probably each time John and Joop banked coin.

Wheel of Fortune? Hey! Dead Merv made up that show, right? The chart above is the Top Ten in Turnover for 2007.  That’s some inside television talk for you.

Trust me kiddo, I’m gonna make you famous.

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