“If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.”

Even the mayor of a small town should know this. The last couple of Couric questions that are embarassing Palin et al are easy to handle with the old Curly Shuffle.

Couric: Where to you get your news?
Her answer: “all of them.”

Palin’s answer should have been: “Wall Street Journal, Wassilla Daily Bugle, USA Today, Time, online, Anchorage Daily Bazoo, lots of places, Newsweek, Vogue, O, Maxim, Moose Outdoors, Todd…

May not be true, but who’s going to care or check up? It’s an acceptable and reasonable answer.

Couric: Which Supreme Court decision do you disagree with?

Her answer was rambling and disjointed and she didn’t have a clue.

Should have said

Palin (adorable little pause) “Let’s see, since I’m not a lawyer and didn’t study constitutional law, let me think. I’m not OK with them on abortion, but OK on gun control, censorship, civil rights, interstate commerce, gee Katie, I think I’m OK with every Supreme Court decision except The One. The Supreme Court does an excellent job with the difficult decisions that come before them. Tell ya what Katie, you name an issue that has come before the Supreme Court and I’ll tell you my position. K?”

See how easy that is Failin’ Palin?
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