Probably a good thing I won’t be going to the inaugural celebration for President Obama. There are just so many words and phrases that I would have to be careful using. And you know how that is, I would get very nervous and the next thing I know, I’m saying “Don’t get spooked.  I need to check my Blackberry for blackmail.”

These words probably will be pretty rare around the Fresh President of Pennsylvania Avenue.

• black hole
• spooked
• pot calling the kettle black
• spayed
• ______is the new black
• stop monkeying around
• you big ape
• black friday
• black ball
• oreo
• black flag
• that one
• in spades
• niggardly
• spf 30
• boy!
• you’re doing a good job brownie
• behind the 8 ball
• dark horse
• blackberry
• maverick
• jig
• blackout
• blackmail
• confederate
• rebel
• whitewash
• minority whip