Archive for December, 2008
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
…Ogden Nash
Hoping your 2009 is Sweet!
It is inevitable that a chain of Boomer-Chucka-Lucka strip joints open up.
Eventually we all will have a new hip or knee or both, and this kind of entertainment will be in high demand. The business just makes so much sense, no labor laws, no tipping, 4:20 Retiree Special. Robots as strippers. Puts a whole new [...]
Obviously this is addressed to empty-nesters. Of course you lock it if still have your children living with you. But ninty-nine times out of ten, I don’t even shut the bathroom door. I can get pretty creative with my flatulence and I need an audience, and the acoustics are better with the door open. (Nancy [...]
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