Monthly Archive for January, 2009

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Two Significant Anniversaries That You Probably Would Have Ignored Were It Not For Moi


While you were away, two important anniversaries came around and you didn’t even make plans to pop a cork or pop a top did you! Two defining moments for Boomers everywhere, and because I wasn’t at my computer to hound you, you would have just let them slip past on your calendar with no fanfare. I should make you all turn in your Boomer Cards immediately.

  • The seamless Aluminum beer can will be 50 years old this month. Before fine people at Coors introduced the seamless aluminum can, we were forced to drink from tin cans with a seam. Heavy, man. Heavier, man. It’s no wonder Boomer boys are less physically fit, it would take twice as many aluminum cans to equal the weight of the tin can. Pumping iron indeed. Boomers invented it: we called it pumping tin.

That can ultimately spelled the demise of the tin beverage can developed in the mid-1800s. Industry officials say the development of the Coors aluminum can forever changed the way people drink beer and other beverages.

Needless to say while one industry died, two others sprang springed sprung to take it’s place: the sheet aluminum business and the recycling of aluminum business.

But of course we really know that it’s what’s inside that is truly recyclable.
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  • The Apple Macintosh Computer was introduced on January 24, 1984. When Bill Gates was saying there was no reason to build a computer for the masses, Steve Jobs (who isn’t dead) was saying, here Bill, let me take that Graphic User Interface (GUI) you aren’t using off your hands. He and some other guys who aren’t dead ( Kawasaki and Woz ), made and marketed a cute little computer than had happy faces and little trash cans. The place where you put things looked like – gasp – file folders!
  • The Mac was the first computer for many Boomers where one could actually focus on being productive rather than learning how to make an application actually work! I won’t rant and rave about Apple and how it sucks that it isn’t the dominant computer in the whole world. Bill Gates is a Prick.

    But this was a defining moment in marketing -

    Happy Anniversary Seamless Beer Cans and Apple Macintosh. I’ve learned to live without both. But it was fun back in the day!

    Despite Geithner’s Peril, I Love Turbo Tax

    “Turbo Tax! I blame Intuit Turbo Tax”, said the new Treasury Secretary who didn’t pay taxes – or paid them late without penalties – because he failed to pay some payroll taxes on income from a international fund when he had changed jobs twice that year.

    That means Mr. Geithner had three sources of income: from the Treasury Department, from the Council on Foreign Relations, and from the IMF.

    He used Turbo Tax. I use Turbo Tax. I love Turbo Tax. I heartily endorse and recommend Turbo Tax. Even if it does make a mistake when dealing with payroll taxes earned from multiple incomes, (Geithner) one of which is considered foreign even though it’s in the U.S.

    C’mon, whaddya expect for a service that ranges from free to $74.95?

    In just a couple Saturday afternoons, I can have my taxes done and transmitted to the IRS. All of the previous year’s  history is transferred (this is what got Mr. Geithner in a pickle – Turbo Tax forgot to quiz him on his prior year earnings.) Turbo Tax quizzes the heck out of me and I happily click away and punch in numbers and take deductions and add earnings. Turbo Tax auto-saves regularly, and I can quit and play with the dogs (counted as dependents.)

    Did you know veterinary bills can be counted toward your medical deduction? Turbo Tax didn’t know that either. When I write in Dr. All CreaturesPet Care it’s not a problem.

    I wonder if Mr. Geithner has any pets?

    I love all the deductions I can take for donating junk too. Turbo Tax links to another website that says my old pants are worth $4 a pair! $4! I usually don’t pay more than $12 to begin with. But they are in good shape with just a slight strain on the waistband and maybe a missing button to close the clothes.  Shirts? Man-o-man, I think tee shirts are worth $3, I never pay more than $2. Except on special occasions when I actually buy a shirt that fits. XXXLT always costs $4 more than MSRP. I still have all those.

    Geithner didn’t have to pay taxes for a couple years because the statute of limitations had run out. He didn’t voluntarily pay the taxes.

    My first impression was that Geithner was a dope and hired a dopey tax man. Now I really like the guy. He does his own taxes with the help of Intuit Turbo Tax. And he screws up. Not on purpose.

    Remember the Treasury Secretary is in charge of the IRS.  The only downside is that Turbo Tax makes it so darned simple to do taxes there is no incentive to simplify the tax code. That would only put a tax preparer ( who looks like Diane from Cheers) and tax-refund advance loan sharks out of business.  We don’t need that.

    One more thing, did you know that the IRS will pay a reward for turning in tax evaders?

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    A man with a Fedora and a stogie and a silk tie that cheats on his income tax.  Boy, those were the days.

    PS:  I am away trading bourbon for indian beads and fiber, so don’t send the revenuers after me until next week.

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    Well, Yesterday Was Different.

    Yesterday:

    • when 60 million people were reminded they voted for the loser. Not a loser, the loser.
    • the day after Martin Luther King Day – we were reminded over and over and over by anyone who had a microphone available.
    • historic day. He is African-American, so no denying this is history.
    • first day for the White House blog.
    • Beatnik’s return:

      Where Yellow is mellow
      and Brown stays around
      Where red gets ahead
      and white gets it right.

    • the first speech subjected to Wordle.com

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    • a dude with Robinette in his name got in line for the presidency. Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.
    • He talks on the photo-op all a day long
      Chinnin’ and a-grinn’ and spinnin’ the song
      All the old voters on O-bama Street
      Love to hear Robinette goin’ bleat bleat bleat
      Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)
      Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)
      Robinette on the ticket just because you’re white

    • judge got it wrong and stood corrected – ignoring the egg on his face.  Die Boomer Die. John Roberts is 53, right in the sweet spot of Boomerhood. He blew it, he screwed up the oath. The Fresh President dutifully paused and Roberts corrected himself. Close enough for government work.
    • a private satellite company was snapping away from 423 miles up. Click the link for amazing photos – you can see people! Be sure to click the images to make them bigger.  Plenty of room on the Mall. TeeVee fakers tricked us again.
    • was the official death of television for having exclusives to news video event. By late afternoon, CNN reported 21.3 million live video streams, while MSNBC had 9 million live streams and 5 million on-demand streams. Plus Hulu,  U-Stream, ABC/NBC/CBS/AP/BBC, C-Span, Al Jazeera, Euronews, France 24, the official government stream, and another dozen I don’t know about.
    • Oh look, Oprah!
    • Washington D.C. got too small to be efficient as the place to hold an inauguration. Next time: my place!

    A different day. Change? Probably not much, but difference is coming. here.

    UPDATE: Just to be sure Rush Limbaugh wouldn’t sue, the Fresh President took a mulligan on the oath of office on Wednesday. Which leads to…

    UPDATE B: Only 43 Americans have taken the Presidential oath of office, not 44 as the Fresh President suggested. Grover Cleveland had non consecutive terms, so 44 Presidents, but only 43 people. Now that he has taken it twice, how does this effect the count? I’m so confused.

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    Hail to the Sheaf

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    UPDATE: Once again, screwed out of a free donut because Krispy Kreme is ignoring Smallburg.

    UPDATE DOS:
    Realz. Josh Brolin as W.

    Freebies! Join the Freeconomy Movement.

    Sucker I am for freebies, I’m going to track my free swag for a year. I’m not into BOGO’s – unless they come to my email box because I belong to the M & M club, or the Dairy Queen Blizzard Fraternity, or the Maker’s Mark Bourbon Ambassador Society. So here’s the list – which will be updated on a regular basis (I hope.) If you have something you would like to send me at no cost or obligation, I will be glad to accept your generous gift. Someplace in one of the sidebars, I have a contact me link. I’ll send my address to anybody for the promise of free stuff.

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    • January 17: Free whopper for unfriending Facebook fake friends. (This was a rarity that I actually did extra work besides filling out a form and hitting submit.

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