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Mars, the makers of M & M’s have been under intense scrutiny for not improving the lovely candy coated little pieces of heaven. Therefore, I am pleased to announce on their behalf, the new Retractable M & M’s candy. Each candy piece is attached to a cord which allows you to swallow the morsel whole and drag it up and down your esophagus. Or if you wish, you can let your stomach do it’s work, pass the yummy honeys along to your colon and then elect to drag it backwards and enjoy the M & M’s all over again, and again, and again.
The candy will cost $972.59 / lb. and will be available by prescription only to be used under supervision by an M & M trained technician.
I have completed the training and do house-calls.
Steph wrote this is Delurking Week.
Shy? Don’t be!
Don’t know what to say? Just say hi!
Afraid? What of? There’s nothing to be afraid of here on my blog. Everyone’s welcome and safe here.
A regular commenter? Say hi so that those who aren’t won’t feel like they have to be the first.
So, just leave a comment. You can fake a user name, fake an email address and even fake a web address… WordPress logs your IP so I can see it, but pffbbt, what do I know about IP addresses?
Google says I have about 400 readers a day. I think they are full of it. Convince me otherwise.
I would like it. Humor me.
Scott Monty is the Head of Social Media for Ford Motor Company. But Scott Monty can just kiss my lily white a**. Here’s why I don’t like the punk…
Yes, Scott Monty is Head of Social Media, but unless he knows you, he doesn’t want anything to do with you. Well actually, he says he will think about dealing with you if you have “interacted” with him.
The pizza delivery geezer and the babes at any Detroit strip club are in… but the rest of us are out. (Aside: Detroit stripper, >>shudder>>> can you imagine what a stripper in Detroit must look like? Think layed off Rosie the Riveter.)
It’s days like this, that makes me appreciate FaceBook. Actually, I appreciate Burger King’s Whopper Sacrifice promotion. If you agree to burn up ten of your Facebook friends, BK will send you a coupon for a free Whopper.
Basically, you load the app; delete 10 of your “friends”; and BK sends you a coupon for a free Whopper. The app also lets those “friends” (please use airquotes) know they’ve been deleted for a burger to perpetuate the viral effect. It’s top notch Burger King classiness.
I’m off to “friend” (airquotes) Scott Monty and then watch his face burn in my Whopper Sacrifice. I’ve already burned up ten Fake Facebook Fiend Friends. I joined a group just so I could get my free meat.
But I’ll burn Scott Monty just for the sheer pleasure.
