Monthly Archive for February, 2009

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The Fresh President is Living Down To Expectations

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Hope is one thing, expectations are another. Many Baby Boomers had a lot of hope that The Fresh President  would really truly try to bring change to government in D.C.

I had my doubts. It started when he broke a big promise that he made early in his campaign. The promise was that he would run a campaign using public funds. Oh he used public funds alright, as soon as Obama tapped the web-funding, the federal funded campaign promise was toast. He went direct to the public and tapped their wallets.

The Fresh President made some early errors, appointing cronies and insiders to high cabinet posts. But Obama was new and the pressure was on, he didn’t have the time that other presidents had to properly vet some of his appointees.

Yeah, right.

It takes him four tries to get a Commerce Secretary because of financial problems and internal wrangling.

Business as usual. You can’t live in the same neighborhood as Rolland Burris and Rod Blagoevich and five other  governors who have been charged with crimes while in office and not learn the ropes.

Now he has rolled out his stimulus package for “middle Americans.”

So far I have seen one thing that will impact this middle American. I might get $50 more a month in my paycheck. Woo-hoo, as soon as gas gets back to $4 a gallon, that disappears quickly.

Like most Baby Boomers, I’m up-to-date on my mortgage, I’m not underwater on the value of my house, I don’t have student loans, I don’t have car payments, I won’t be buying a house.

$50 a month.

It’s Over. Time to Ben Dover.
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Forgotten Message

When we landed in Albuquerque, this message was waiting for me.
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I didn’t have my laptop.  I was trying to take a break. Is there no mercy for the blogging addicted?

Meme Repeat: Your Rock Band, Your Song, Your Album Cover

I remember when this Meme made the rounds a while back and we had a lot of fun with it, so here it is again:

First to get your rock band name, go to a random Wikipedia page. This is my band’s name:

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then go to a random quotation and take the last few words for the album title:

Crush the truth a little in taking hold of it.
…H. G. Wells (1866 – 1946), 1903

and then go to Flickr.com interesting pictures from the last seven days for your album cover:
(I left the text because I thought it would be interesting…)

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2 Beers, 2 Rums and Cokes, One Thought

If you watch the movie `Jaws’ backwards,

it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up

people until they have to open a beach.

Do You Know SHIT? POETS Day? TGIF!


You probably know SHIT = Sure Happy It’s Thursday, and of course, TGIF, Thank God It’s Friday.

Today I learned is also POETS day.

Piss Off Early Tomorrow’s Saturday. My British friend Cowbag, aka Emmylou Cakehead, used it today, but it may be tomorrow in the U.K. so she may have already Pissed Off Early and is at the pub.

My suggestion for anything connected to the weekend.

ADIOS: Any Drinking Intentionally Obscures Saturday
SITS: Screw It, Tomorrow’s Saturday
SCREWS: Scrub Caring, Really Epic Weekend Started
BARF: Begin Anticipating Raunchy Friday
ADOPT: A Drink Of Pissy Tap
IFOD: International F*ck Off Day

UPDATE:
Thanks for your definition of ADIOS!

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UPDATE 2:

Thanks for your definition of SCREWS!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SCREWS

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