Monthly Archive for March, 2009

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Derailing the Grand Funk Railroad

Boy did this cheer me up and break me out of the doldrums (and the fact that it is sunny and 75 degrees here in Smallburg, Kentucky sure helped.)

If Xers speak ill of Boomers, Xers will die an early death.

New evidence suggests that young, healthy people who stereotype old people may themselves be at risk of heart disease many years down the road…

…researchers also found, according to Herbert, a “striking link between ageism early in life and poor heart health later on. That is, those who viewed old age as a time of helplessness were much more likely to experience some kind of cardiovascular disorder …

Now that is just as exciting as hell. Die Penolope Die. Die Swan Die.

Oh yeah, that felt gooooood.

Where’s My Railroad? I’m In a Grand Funk

Nah, this is going nowhere, forget I even started.

I’ll be Bach.
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I’m getting kind of bored with blogging. Maybe I’m just in a Grand Funk. Need more sunshine on my shoulders perhaps.

There is a new thingy called my.alltop.com. Alltop.com is an collection of RSS feeds in a bunch of different categories. My.Alltop.com is a personalized selection of blogs that are listed on Alltop.com. I thought I would snare My.Alltop.com/babyboom and build a list. Bad idea.

When Alltop.com first launched there wasn’t any blog categories that fit this one. So I suggested to Neenz, a worker bee for Alltop.com that perhaps there should be one.

After a few months, they chose to call the category “Mid-life.” I listed with them and then went away. I’ve been searching for some new blogs to add to my RSS, preferably somebody my age and sex, but if they are entertaining, I would make an exception.

I used to read and have in my Blogroll Queen of Shake Shake and The Blogess, but I got tired of them writing about their boobs and flow and sex life. So I layed off the Mommy Bloggers. I’m sure they miss me.

I purged my RSS of blogs that aren’t updated at least once a week. Even a busy tax preparer finds time to post something. Even somebody who lost her job and her husband lost her job, and they have three small kids finds time to writes something.

Guys don’t write much unless it’s about tech, business or sex. Even Dave Barry gave up on writing his blog a long time ago, reducing it to nothing more than a collection of links.

I decided that I should give Alltop.com another go and see who they have in their “midlife” category. That was a mistake, most of them are already in my blogroll, or are marketing to boomers or run “social networking” blogs.
Blah. Discouraging.

Twitter is getting  lot of buzz, so I re-activated my @goinglikesixty and spent a couple weeks tweeting via Twitterfox.

Blogging is to writing, as Twitter is to conversation. I followed and I unfollowed. (Truth in Packaging: my blog automatically posts a link here to Twitter, but that’s not really me.) I’m laying off Twitter because generally it’s pretty boring.

Twitter may be the absolute death of writing.

Where can a curmudgeon hang these days?

Putting a Trillion In Perspective

I like this, thought you might like it too.
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Baby Boomers Going Bust and Having a Helluva Time Doing It.


The BATV (BigAssTeeVee) is sitting on the floor in our living room, the wall mount and some cables have arrived, the Dish Network has been ordered, and shortly the Dell computer/media center controller will arrive.

Our Smart car is in Louisville and we’re picking it up today. I’ve sold some shares of CXW, CHK, DGW to add to our tax refund to pay cash for the car.

We are decimating what is left of my so-called retirement portfolio. I used to care – five years ago – when there was a glimmer of hope. But thanks to Dubya and the SEC, it’s hopeless now.

I’ll probably keep enough with Schwabbie to buy a nice tent for Nancy.

We’re not alone. Baby Boomers just got killed by the recession.

Quite simply, most of the largest generation of Americans ever will not be able to retire. The only assets that are not considered are the value of defined benefit pension plans, which in any case have become quite rare in recent years. While I have been writing about this in general terms for a while now, a recent paper available here: http://www.cepr.net/documents/publications/baby-boomer-wealth-2009-02.pdf puts some actual numbers on the problem.

Here is the heart of the matter.

Most rules of thumb say I should have a million bucks in the bank, and that probably holds true for most Baby Boomers (at least those of us who don’t have a nice defined pension.)

The graph below shows the net worth of people aged 55 to 64 versus where they were in 2004. It projects their net worth at the end of the year under 3 different scenarios for housing prices, and assumes that the S&P 500 stages a very nice rebound from where it is today (but flat from when they were writing the paper) by the end of the year, finishing at 823. (Today it’s about 750.)

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The author of the graph says look at the purple bars and ignore the blue and green.  When doing financial planning, I always look at the “half-empty” version which is the darker purple.

So the people in the lowest 20% owe more than they own today. These people are screwed. They are underwater on their homes, no retirement money, and have credit card debt. Screwed.

That’s not us yet.  But we’re working on it.

If we don’t sell Nancy’s old car we’ll have some credit card debt that won’t get paid off.

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2000 Chrysler Sebring JXi Convertible, 58,000 miles, new top, new tires, driven by little old

lady back and forth to the golf course. $5,000 obo. Contact GoingLikeSixty@gmail.com.

Will deliver to anyplace in southeast U.S. free.

Costa Rica is looking mighty inviting, unless you start clicking the hell out of those Google ads!

As a percent of 2004 net wealth, the losses are much heavier at the lower end of the wealth ladder.
The bottom 20 percent of households aged 45-54 in 2004 had little wealth—only $3,500 on average.
Five years later, the bottom fifth of that age group are projected to have average net wealth of negative $2,300. The second quintile is expected to have 54 percent less net wealth than in 2004, the middle quintile 42 percent, and the fourth quintile 35 percent. The top quintile, averaging $2.5 million in 2004, is expected to have net wealth 35 percent lower in 2009—almost $900,000 less per household.

The author of the analysis says that this does not bode well  hotel companies like Starwood (HOT) and Marriott (MAR). They will not be buying RV’s from Winnebago (WGO).

This points to very serious long-term problems for the economy and should cause any recovery to be extremely anemic. The Baby Boomers are going to have to dramatically raise their savings rates. The older boomers — those on the verge of retirement — are not going to be doing the things that we currently associate with retirees.

Nope! He got it wrong.  Baby Boomers are going to have to drastically increase their spending rates. Those of us on the verge of death/retirement can save the world (again) by boosting consumer spending.

Somebody has to do it!

Heathers: A Killer Musical?


I remember the first time I saw Heathers. It wasn’t in a movie theater, it was on television. We were visiting Nancy’s sister’s family and the 8 and 12 year old girls wanted to watch Heathers, while the adults drank Wild Turkey and Coke. OK, it was actually Uncle Bob and I that were doing the drinking.

It was like watching a train wreck with my young nieces and my young daughters watching too. Except the train wreck was carefully planned and pretty sexy for the early 90′s. Which makes me wonder if I had too much Wild Turkey and we were actually in a theater, because movies like this didn’t make it to broadcast TeeVee that quickly back then. Mayhaps it was on video? Did we have videotape back then? No matter, we were watching it at their home, I am convinced.

It turned out to be one of my favorite movies. One that I have Netflixed and watched on HBO many times. It is wickedly funny. Emphasis on wicked. Winona Ryder and Christian Slater kill off the clique at their high school. Today this movie probably would not be made because it is too much like life.

The fun part is that Heathers The Musical is in production. Heathers is taking readings and Kristen Bell is favored to play Heather and Christian Campbell will play J.D.

I think this is so campy that it will be a smash. There are so many good lines and so many good scenes that beg to be set to song and dance.

Heather McNamara: It’s your turn Heather.
Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it’s Heather’s turn. Heather?
Heather Duke: Sorry Heather.

J.D.: People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, “Now there’s a school that self-destructed, not because society didn’t care, but because the school was society.” Now that’s deep.

Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Veronica Sawyer: [writing in diary] Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west… wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho.

Kurt’s Dad: My son’s a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he’d react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

Remember the movie? Here is the original trailer to jog your memory.