Monthly Archive for April, 2009

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Springtime Colonoscopy

Butterfly Roses Flowers

Spring has sprung,
grass has riz,
this is where,
the colonoscopy is.

A boomer friend decided a few years ago, she hated her job and wanted to be a nurse. She dumped her cheating husband, moved into a horse trailer (literally) borrowed a boatload of money, got a grant from a hospital and is now an R.N.

One of the perks is free a free colonoscopy anytime. Probably not a perk that gets abused much.

Nancy has a knack for getting her friends involved in shenanigans.

This is her most recent example. She thought Joanne needed to have a temporary tattoo on her rear when she got her first colonoscopy. Joanne figured since she had to buy a package, she should use them all.

Much hilarity ensued.

Happy Friday! Almost Free Vodka From Walgreens


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Walgreens has 360 Vodka, 1.75L Bottle on sale for $19.99 – $20 rebate = ($0.01).

Limit 2 bottles per rebate/per household.

“360 Vodka is crafted from a philosophy of eco-awareness. 4x Distilled and 5x Filtered for unrivaled character. It’s the finest vodka Earth has to offer.”

Well free vodka is always the finest vodka Earth has to offer.

360 VODKA is offering a $20.00 rebate.

Nancy is heading to Hotlanta for a big knitters confab. She may make a stop to stock up, I certainly am!

Magic Jack Just Got Me Again


Magic Jack advertised free long distance phone calls for $29.95.

My daughter lives in Florida, so a year or so ago, I bought the Magic Jack gizmo figuring I would save some bucks if that was the only time I used it. Turns out I used it a lot when calling Boompa in Bangladesh to troubleshoot my wireless router. No toll-free number? No problem. (It was a U.S. number, international calls are not free, but close.)

Originally I had it installed in my desktop where it chugged along just fine. Read the details here.

The Magic Jack basically was trouble free for the time I had it.

When it came time to renew, I was involved in other things and ignored the popup window asking me to renew.
Since I do most of my Magic Jack calling outbound, it didn’t matter to me that there were no local numbers in our area code.
So I chose Boca Raton Florida because that had a nice sound do it.
Plus it freaked out people when I would call and they saw the Caller ID.

I had my fun, but didn’t renew until I found out Magic Jack has vastly improved their number of area codes and cities so that the gadget can be used for both inbound and outbound calls. I moved Magic Jack to a laptop and renewed their service. Changing from my original number to the local number was free and a snap.

But having a local number sure makes it harder to make those harassing phone calls.

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I’m not paid anything to push Magic Jack. If ads appear on the site it’s because Magic Jack pushed them here through Google Ads.

Free Book for Boomers: Dummies Guide to Retirement

promo-book-dummiesHere’s a free book from Humana.

Humana is so hot for Boomers to get out of the workplace, they are giving away Retirement for Dummies. The for real book, printed on paper and everthing.

I really don’t like Humana.  I think big insurance companies and their lobbyists are the cause for the mess we are in regarding health care. They certainly have prevented universal health care.

Giving away books about retirement seems kind of goofy for an insurance company. Seems that they should be giving away books like

  • Getting Screwed by Dummies for Dummies
  • Loving Higher Health Insurance Premiums for Dummies
  • Loving Lower Insurance Benefits for Dummies

The free book is offered through a new online community, RealForMe.com, aimed at helping baby boomers get the best out of retirement. Realforme.com has all the usual garbage about how to be happy when you don’t have a job, you don’t have any money, and your kidneys just failed which was considered a pre-existing condition by Humana.

Oh, yeah, they also have a section to help you find another job to replace the job you just retired from.

You want more depressing information? Try these topics on Realforme.com

  • A longevity calculator for estimating how long one is likely to live
  • A free digital subscription to Grand magazine for grandparents
  • Medicare information

My Earth Day Pledges


On this Earth Day 2009, I pledge to Mother Earth:

  • I will not leave earth for more than a few hours at a stretch.
  • I will not eat earth, but I may continue to eat earthworms.
  • I will refer to her as Mother Earth, rather than Planet Earth since there may be another Planet Earth soon. Hope they have better success franchising Planet Earth than Planet Hollywood did.
  • Google earth will remain downsize because Sergey Brin never returns my phone call.
  • I will listen to more Earth, Wind and Fire.
  • I will use “Greetings, Fellow Earthling” at least daily.
  • I will no longer question why Earth was not named after a Greek or Roman god.
  • I will listen to more Eartha Kitt.
  • I will respect those who were born under Earth signs, even though I think Astrology is for lunartics. (Aside: a volcanic eruption on the moon would be a lunar tic.)

So there you have it. My pledge to Mother Earth for Earth Day 2009.