Nancy suggested I needed a new wardrobe since Spring is springing and I have gained a pound or twelve since last golf season. Lo and behold, I give you Loud Mouth Pants just in time for the Sacred Weekend: The Masters on CBS with limited interruption brought to you by Cadillac.
Why is it that the game that demands silence during play has the loudest pants? Do Polka dots make you looks slimmer?
Think I could get into the Masters if I wore pants like these?
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I was going to pick the bottom right pair, but then decided they ALL seemed perfect for your new wardrobe.
Get one of each. Don’t forget coordinating socks.
Polly-Vous Francais…also wrote this…Vent or ventilate?
@Polly: thank you. I do happen to have a nice selection of Easter pastel socks.
I don’t think they qualify unless they have diarrhea brown somewhere on them…so yeah, several of them would definitely get you in. Who you offend after that is up to you. Happy Easter Mister….
Whoa! You should be writing for GQ.
Going…also wrote this…AP: Im In Ur Utube Bedding Vidoz