Spring has sprung,
grass has riz,
this is where,
the colonoscopy is.
A boomer friend decided a few years ago, she hated her job and wanted to be a nurse. She dumped her cheating husband, moved into a horse trailer (literally) borrowed a boatload of money, got a grant from a hospital and is now an R.N.
One of the perks is free a free colonoscopy anytime. Probably not a perk that gets abused much.
Nancy has a knack for getting her friends involved in shenanigans.
This is her most recent example. She thought Joanne needed to have a temporary tattoo on her rear when she got her first colonoscopy. Joanne figured since she had to buy a package, she should use them all.
Much hilarity ensued.
Great. Just what I needed to know before I go into surgery. I actually had a friend of mine suggest I should get a “Twitter” surgeon (actually sends Tweets about the surgery as it happens).
Uh-huh.
I can just see it now:
“Wait on that clamp, I have to update Twitter about this profuse bleeding incident.”
Kirk M…also wrote this…The Geek Wins in the End
@Kirk M. I would have expected a web cam from a techno-geek like you. C’mon. If not live, at least record it.
Seems from that picture like someone has cracked open one of those bottles of “free” eco vodka.
~ Steve, the trade show guru
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@Steve, trade show guru
Good point: Vodka is a clear liquid, I’ll remember that the next time I get MY butt hosed.
OH! That’s somebodies butt! I didn’t see it at first. But now I do.
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Could that possibly be true that a surgeon would tweet during surgery? It can’t be sanitary.
Rita…also wrote this…How to wash your hands
@Rita: Docs define sanitary. It can’t be sanitary to have fake tats, but she got in. So yeah, I believe a doc tweeted during surgery. Who’s going to call him/her on it?
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