Monthly Archive for May, 2009

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Fix Me Turkey Pot Pie!

Published on May 6, 2009 in Empty Nesters and Food. 0 Comments Tags: , , , , .

From the Breakfast Club – John Bender: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. (You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.)

Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie.

Yeah, that’s what I should have said.

Let’s review:

Saturday:  we had a little feud, and I’m pretty sure I had a milkshake for dinner.

Sunday: we were at a wedding and ate their food.

Monday: She fixed something, but neither one of us can remember what. :)

Tuesday: Cinco de Mayo at Garcia’s

So, what do I want for dinner tonight? Fix me turkey pot pie… please?

MASH Cast Analysis – According to Stereotypes

Published on May 6, 2009 in Baby Boomer and Entertainment. 4 Comments Tags: .

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From left:

  • Hot Lips is a lesbian
  • Father Mulcahy likes little boys
  • Colonel Potter is impotent
  • Radar likes sheep
  • Hawkeye – likes BJ’s
  • Captain Winchester is gay.
  • BJ is still a virgin
  • Corporal Klinger is a stud.

And how is it I could name all these MASH characters right off the top of my pointy little head? It’s because MASH was the best darn cast of characters and story line on television ever.

MASH was the best television show ever.

And I’ll slap anybody that says differently.

Geeky Animated GIF Monday

Published on May 4, 2009 in Technology. 6 Comments

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Geeks are always concerned that things are perfectly fitted.

Oops.

If I Could Make One Person Laugh Like This I Can Die Happy

Published on May 3, 2009 in Education and Entertainment. 3 Comments

If you have a clue what she is watching, please comment so I can update. I want to watch THAT video

UPDATE: She’s watching this dude and his goofy laugh.

Well one laffer leads to another in the Skype laughter chain!

You know whut? I’ve tried to fix this post six times. You can  figure it out.

Susan Boyle Will be Played By Catherine Zeta Jones

Published on May 1, 2009 in Baby Boomer and Entertainment. 0 Comments Tags: , , .
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Catherine Zeta-Jones

Proving that makeup can do anything Catherine Zeta-Jones will play  Susan Boyle in a James Cameron movie. Zeta-Jones has been yammering about playing the frumpy songstress, Susan Boyle and James Cameron is shopping script ideas.

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Susan Boyle

I loved Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago and she has the chops to do the singing and acting. But really, shouldn’t Kathy Bates have been the choice?

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Kathy Bates