Monthly Archive for June, 2009

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Baby Bunnies That I Touch Are 3:2 for Survival

It’s bunny hatching season at Da Mobile Home el Sixty.

So far the baby bunnies I touched today are running ahead two to one.

I’m talking about teeny weeny bunnies. A few ounces, fully furry, a few inches long. Cute little things. The first two I touched were rescued from Bush-hoggin’

bushhogging

Three baby bunnies were run over by the Whirling Blades of Death, one didn’t make it. Two did.

Bush-hoggin’ is real man’s work. I don’t know the details of how the other two escaped to be given to a young lady, but they did.  Most Bush-hoggers I know, would have backed up and creamed all the bunnies. Creme de la Bugs.

The local Humane Society takes wild bunnies and rehabs them and then sets them loose to feed the foxes. Circle of life and all that. She was willing to buy them back when grown, but apparently you need a license to raise a wild animal in Kentucky.

Those two bunnies are all safe and snug in a warm and caring place.

Life Imitates Art

Do bunnies really need both ears to survive in the wild?

I’m asking because I’m guessing they do.

chocolate-easter-bunny

Wandering around the finely manicured bluegrass at The Sixty Ranch is another baby bunny with one ear missing.

Apparently I did a fine job of buzzing it off with the mower. I was doing some trimming and saw the bunny creeping through the grass.

Kewl, I says to myself, three baby bunnies in one day. That’s pretty neat.

Until I got close enough to pick it up and noticed the bunny had a missing ear and bloody noggin. I didn’t pick it up.

Anybody see the new Tee Vee show on Showtime called Jackie? 

Yeah, I mowed off the poor thing’s right ear.

I left the new one eared hare for the Mama or the neighbor’s cat to take care of. 

I would like to start a bunny hospital, like the bird hospital in very Northern Michigan, but I believe in the Circle of Life: even when it involves Whirling Blades of Death.

Banks That Have Repaid Bailout TARP Money


These banks have paid back the Bailout TARP money we lent them.

Remember, Bailout TARP money doesn’t get returned to Treasury or U.S./US. It’s put back into the fund to be lent to other lenders. And the Treasury said they would be using the money in the future.

Here’s a list of the banks that got Bailout TARP money. $700 billion to the bailout the financial system and another $400 billion to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, mortgage guarantors.
$1,100,000,000,000.00

$70,049,589,000 has been returned to the Bailout TARP fund.

American Express $3.4 billion
Bank of New York Mellon $3 billion
BB&T $3.1 billion
Capital One Financial Corp. $3.6 billion
Goldman Sachs $10 billion
JPMorgan Chase $25 billion
Morgan Stanley $10 billion
Northern Trust Ill. $1.6 billion
State Street Mass. $2 billion
U.S. Bancorp Minn.$6.6 billion
HF Financial Corp S.D. $25 million
Berkshire Hills Bancorp Mass. $40 million
First Manitowoc Bancorp Wis. $12 million
First Niagara N.Y. $184 million
Washington Federal Inc. Wash. $200 million
SCBT Financial Corp S.C. $64.8 million
Somerset Hills Bancorp N.J. $7.4 million
Alliance Financial Corp N.Y. $26.9 million
Texas Capital Bancshares Texas $75 million
Sterling Bancshares Texas $125.2 million
First ULB Corp Calif. $4.9 million
FirstMerit Corp Ohio $125 million
Independent Bank Corp $78.2 million
TCF Financial Minn.$361.2 million
Shore Bancshares $25 million
Sun Bancorp N.J. $89.3 million
Bank of Marin Bancorp Calif. $28 million
Centra Financial Holdings W.Va. $15 million
IBERIABANK Corp La. $90 million
Old National Bancorp. Ind. $100 million
Signature Bank $120 million

Do You Have a ‘Hooray For Me’ Wall?

Boomers and raised the trophy generation. And the Xer’s are making it worse.

If you have kids, and they attended public school or participated in any activity, then somewhere you have a “Hooray for Me” wall, or if you are empty-nesters, you have (or had) a couple boxes full of plaques and trophies.

Do you recall how much they all looked alike?
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Yep, the only thing that changed was the plastic figure and the plastic plaque on the plastic base.

“Good at sports, huh?” “Waddaya mean?” “I mean, look at all these trophies.” “I don’t understand, every kid has this many trophies.” “Huh?” “You get a trophy for completing the season; you don’t have to win.” “You cannot be serious?” “Yup. Every kid has this many.”

The “Hooray for Me” wall would be covered with 7 inch high trophies for “participating” in a sport. Twelve inch high trophies were awarded for third place, championship trophies could be a couple feet tall. All plastic, all just variations on the same theme.

When my neighbor leaves his garage door open, I can see the trophies they have stored. There a half-dozen that are six feet tall. The kid rides dirt bikes. He may be good, but he’s not that good.

Ribbons with gold plastic circles are hot. The whole Olympic ceremony deal, except there would be eighteen dozen seven year olds, each getting a ribbon around their little necks.

God forbid if the applause died down before every one had their ribbon.

Also on the “Hooray for Me” wall would be a bevy of plaques and certificates. Everybody gives out plaques and certificates. To anybody for anything.   Especially in schools, or at least they did. I bet it’s worse now because every teacher has access to clip art and a color printer. OMG, this boggles the mind.

Instead of meaningful mementos, the plaques and trophies have become meaningless crap.

A blogger referred to the current state of organized youth baseball as “self-esteem ball.”

This is a trophy.

A loving cup. Maybe having a cup that has it’s heritage based on chugging booze isn’t quite appropriate for youngsters, but what they don’t know, won’t hurt them.
silver-loving-cup

And this is the response it evoked when a kid lugged it home…

When I walked in the house with it, my shocked mother accused me of stealing it.

You’re darned right. A real trophy is something your mother thinks you stole because it is so beautiful, so unusual, that you had to prove you earned it:  your name was engraved into the silver.

While industrial designers (and design students) spend their days thinking up more beautiful and efficient ways of making almost everything, I have yet to meet a single one who cares about the state of the common trophy.

Isn’t that a shame?

Our oldest played golf.  She had a lot of little plastic golfer girl trophies (they had little plastic boobs) , in their little fists would be a hole where the little plastic golf club would fit. The club would be about the size of a swizzle stick, but not nearly as durable. They were often broken or lost before they got home to the “Hooray for Me” wall.

At the NASCAR race in Nashville, the winner knew how to celebrate. He smashed the “trophy” into pieces.

In the weirdest victory celebration in the nine-year history of Nashville Superspeedway, Kyle Busch dashed to pieces the $2,000 hand-painted Gibson guitar that is the track’s trademark trophy following Saturday night’s win.

Busch afterwards explained that he wanted to celebrate “rock-star style,” and had told his team beforehand that if he won he planned to smash the guitar. Busch said everybody breaks guitars “except race car drivers. Those sorry saps take it home in one piece. I’ll break it up and share it with the team.”

Sam Bass, the designer of the guitar stood quietly by, almost  moved to tears, as his “art” was smashed.  Guess what, Sam, this is how the “trophy generation” treats trophies. They are meaningless pieces of junk. Get over it.

The Stanley Cup, the trophy for the champions for the National Hokey League (are they still playing?), gets to spend time with each player. Let your mind wander a little about the possibilities.

Maybe if I had a “Hooray for Me” wall, I would feel different.

It’s never to late to start.

I believe from research, that this loving cup, trophy was given to volleyball team/player from the African American Arkansas Baptist College ( Ministers Institute ) founded in 1884.

Nobody would know the  difference.

Safari and Bing on Windows, What A Rebel.

I am such a rebel.

I just downloaded Safari for Windows FOUR. TIMES. FASTER. or double my money back, and I told you I was using Bing.com

Just a couple more refinements (like getting rid of Windows) and I’ll have this baby tweaked just right.

UPDATE: Gmail locks up. fer gawds sake! @$&^%$

UPDATE 2: Safari won’t open .pdf.

UPDATE 3: I miss the Firefox add-ons.

Can Penske Make The Saturn Profitable?

Penske Automotive owns a whole crap load of car dealerships. 310 in the U.S. and around the world. Penske Automotive sells over 40 different car brands -  including the Smart car in the U.S.

Roger Penske is successful renting trucks and running racing teams. Can Penske Automotive sell Saturns? Yes.

Can he make a profit? Probably.

Will he still build Saturns in the U.S.? Doubtful.

He could form a venture with Nissan Motor Co., the Japanese affiliate of Renault SA, according to a source familiar with the talks. Automotive News, an industry trade publication, has reported that Penske plans to import vehicles made in South Korea by Renault Samsung Motors and sell them through the Saturn dealership network.

I wouldn’t bet on Penske Automotive in this deal.

Why?

  • Because the $2,500 Tata Nano is coming to the U.S. in two years.
  • Because he sells Smart.
  • Because he sells 39 other car brands.
  • Because Saturn never turned a profit in it’s whole existence under GM’s wing.

So GM invested billions to give Saturn independence. Saturn ran its own factory, employed its own engineers and made its own engines and transmissions. But the economies of scale never materialized. GM needed to sell half a million or more Saturns a year for this to all pencil out. In 1994, sales peaked at 286,000 cars.

Penske Automotive will have a two year deal with G.M. to buy Saturns. But then Roger can shop his car-building business around.

tata$2,500 Tata Nano
smart60 $20,000 Smart

2009saturnvue20239218-396x249 $25,000 Saturn Vue

Tata doesn’t have a dealer network currently. But that probably won’t stop them. There is already a demand for the car in the U.S. (IF it passes gummit standards – and I’m betting the standards will be relaxed to make it so.)

We have had people ask us if the Smart was a Tata. We have had people tell us they can’t wait until the Tata comes to the U.S. These same people don’t have a clue that the Tata

  • is put together with glue,
  • has opening in the back (a “trunk),
  • no air conditioning
  • only three lug nuts per wheel (gummit standards dictate four)
  • top speed of 43 mph

Many of these same people are concern that the Smart isn’t safe enough for them!

But that $2,500 price tag makes it very appealing to wedge in four teenagers and turn them loose or send Mama to church meetin’s.

Where will  Roger Penske and Penske Automotive wedge the Saturns in the marketplace? If G.M. still designs and builds the cars, they won’t change much. If Penske Automotive takes the design/build to another factory he doesn’t own, does this mean Penske Automotive takes on a whole new level of overhead?

Am I willing to bail out Penske Automotive eventually?

I might if he let’s me drive one of his racers.