Cheers to all us thieves!
Sunday Stealing: The “I’ve Come to Realize” Meme
1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . . gets swells after a “crowd pleaser” turd.
2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . . is to stay regular.
3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . . my farts still stink.
4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . . a stool softener.
5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . . my normal bowel function.
6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . . turds splash.
7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . . I shart.
8. I’ve come to realize that money… can’t buy regularity.
9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . . can’t poop in a public toilet.
10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . . poop whenever and whereever the urge strikes.
11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . . is dead. No shit.
12. I’ve come to realize that my mom… is dead. No shit.
13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . . (don’t own one.)
14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . . I was constipated.
15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . . I shouldn’t have eaten chocolate which makes me clogged.
16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . . I wish I could poop.
17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . . is dead. No shit.
18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . . it’s crap.
19. I’ve come to realize that today. . . is crappy.
20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . . will be crappy.
21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . . will be squishy.
22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . . make a bone.
23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . . Turd Twister
24. I’ve come to realize that life. . . is a steaming pile of doo-doo
25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . . you can’t polish a turd.
26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . . Beethoven’s Turd Symphony
27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . . ask “what will Brown do for you?”
28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . . is shitty.
29. I’ve come to realize that my exes. . . are existentially extinct expatriot excrement (I don’t have any exes.)
30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . . poop.
31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . . rockin’ the throne.
32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . . why rockin’ the throne helps.
33. I’ve come to realize my past. . . I could shit a brick.
34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . . usually had a shit list.
35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . . of “crowd pleaser” dumps.
36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . . is a list of synonyms.
