You’re Invited to My ‘Urban Loser’ Party

If you’re not white trash, you shouldn’t be writing about throwing a white trash party, biyotch.

According to ThisNext these are the necessities for a white trash party:

  • PBR
  • baby pool for PBR
  • charcoal grille
  • lawn chair
  • goofy fake teeth
  • hanes wife beater shirt
  • Wonder Bread hot dog buns
  • cowboy boots
  • denim short shorts
  • paper plates
  • mullet wig

Ha. Ha. Ha. That is just hilarious.

Here’s what you need for a ‘Urban Loser’ party:

  • Tuesday night
  • rooftop
  • mini lights
  • Take out Chinese food
  • Odors
  • red plastic cups
  • Corona
  • Grey Goose
  • Kanye West sunglasses
  • Posing for Facebook photos
  • sports team caps
  • sundress
  • girls kissing girls
  • cupcakes
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You’re Invited to My ‘Urban Loser’ Party — 3 Comments

  1. Well, I don’t qualify on either count I’m afraid although girls kissing would be allowed at any of my parties and perhpas more? You didn’t mention about ad-hoc jamming sessions either (the first photo at top left). That’s an absolute requirement.
    .-= Kirk M´s last blog ..Contrary to popular belief—I’m normal. =-.