Today is Her First Cheese Day. She’s Taking Me to Cheddar’s.


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Note to Cheddar’s Restaurants.

Millions of boomers are starting to collect their first government cheese – social security.

Yes, at Huis wij Hond we are now among the millions who are drawing down social security at the fastest rate ever. We are starting the downward spiral from which social security will never recover. Nancy gets her first cheese check today (actually it’s direct deposit.) I’m surprised we see any of the cheese. I certainly didn’t plan for it.

Big job losses and a spike in early retirement claims from laid-off seniors will force Social Security to pay out more in benefits than it collects in taxes the next two years, the first time that’s happened since the 1980s.

Cheddar’s really should have a special for those people who are now on a ‘”fixed income.”

Fixed income.

Nothing sets Nancy off more than when her retired friends bitch about being on a “fixed income.” These are the same people who don’t want “socialized medicine” as they use their Medicare. I bet she joins them in bitching.

She loves to freak people out.

If you are not of retirement age and/or are not getting your cheese check, here is a Government Cheese “Single”

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Today is Her First Cheese Day. She’s Taking Me to Cheddar’s. — 4 Comments

  1. No, I will not join the “I’m on a fixed income group”. Everyone is on a fixed income…meaning they know what’s coming in and what has to go out. Nothing makes me more angry than those that say “but I’m on a fixed income”. Those are really old people!!!