Monthly Archive for December, 2009

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Update: Backhoe Waterskiing Has Awesomer Ending


EMBED-Redneck Mudhole Water Skiing
Recognize anybody? Seems that details are very sparse on who did this and if they did it on purpose. My opinion? Judging by the size of the crowd, this was some kind of redneck family gathering and after a few cases of PBR, the boys had some good fun after being bribed with a $65 prize donated by the 75 people watching.

Without Makeup Bianna Golodryga Must One Ugly Oinker

Oh, come on!

What’s wrong with this picture?
Guess.
No, guess again.
Ok, you’ll never guess – these two are engaged to be married.

ABC News’ economy and business correspondent Bianna Golodryga is engaged to marry Peter Orszag, the Director of the Office of Management and Budget under President Barack Obama, reports the NY Times. Golodryga, who previously worked at CNBC, has been with ABC News since 2007 and has reported for “Good Morning America,” “Nightline,” and “World News Weekend.”

OK, now you know he’s not going to look any different no matter how much makeup he puts on/takes off. And since Bianna is in Tee Vee news, there is no images of her on the web looking anything less than drop dead gorgeous.

It’s nice of ABC to hire the handicapped, obviously she is blind as a bat.

What if Jesus Said, “Just Skip My Birthday?”


Never understood why somebody would want to skip a day that involves cake. But apparently Steam Me Up, Kid has a thing about cake. I dunno because this is the first post I read.
But I do admire a blog that has a loyal following that sends cake and offers 41 comments. On. A. Stupid. Picture.

But the dude has a way with words, and we share a common hatred: the licking sounds dogs make.

I just can not tolerate the sound of licking. Some of you remember this about me, as I’ve referred to the mnyuh mnyuh sound as “the frenching of a tub of cream cheese”.

Welcome to my RSS Steam Me Up, Kid.

Geeky Animated Gif Monday; New Year’s Eve Just Around The Corner

Twitter banned password list surprisingly sexual and names names

Twitter has a list of passwords that are banned. A couple blogs have posted the list, or you can see it for yourself if you’re geeky enough:

If you’d like to see the full, original list, just open up the source code of https://twitter.com/signup with your favourite browser, search for “twttr.BANNED_PASSWORDS” and you’ll find the entire list.

Names are very popular as Twitter banned passwords. Persons, people, places, things are represented. But shockingly, Twitter banned passwords are sexual in nature.

Of course, you are interested in the banned passwords of a sexual nature, aren’t you! So, Freudian inclusions and all, here is the alphabetical list in the free form verse with which the writers of erotica are so enamored.

Action!
Amateur, arsenal badboy bitches. Biteme blazer blonde. Blondes blowjob, “blowme Brazil.” Cheese Coffee College. “Cumming!” Cumshot.
Diamond Doctor doggie? Dragon dreams, driver. Erotic extreme forever fucked.
“Fucker, fucking , fuckme!”
“Fuckyou, freedom hammer hardcore.”
“Helpme! Hooters horney.  Hotdog hunter hunting.”
“Iloveyou, Iwantu killer knight.”
Ladies leather legend letmein little lovers.
Magnum, Marlboro-master matrix member; midnight mistress monkey monster.
Mountain naked naughty nipple nipples.
Panties player please private purple pussies.
Rabbit racing rainbow rocket runner sexsex.
Shaved slayer squirt srinivas suckit tester.
Testing theman tigers?
Superman sticky stupid! Success thunder trouble, trustno1
United vagina viking voodoo voyager
Yellow welcome, whatever?
Warrior winner willie wizard!!!

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You’re welcome. Now for the other banned passwords, aside from strings numbers, such as six ones or 12345678, seven sevens. Meaningless letters like six a’s, and gibberish combos of letters and numbers: abc123, far and away the most popular banned Twitter passwords are:

Names of a person, place or thing…
  • albert
  • alexis
  • amanda
  • andrea
  • andrew
  • angela
  • angels
  • anthony
  • apollo
  • apples
  • arthur
  • ashley
  • august
  • austin
  • bailey
  • banana
  • barney
  • baseball
  • batman
  • beaver
  • beavis
  • bigdaddy
  • bigdog
  • birdie
  • bond007
  • bonnie
  • booboo
  • booger
  • boomer
  • boston
  • brandon
  • brandy
  • braves
  • bronco
  • broncos
  • bulldog
  • buster
  • butter
  • butthead
  • calvin
  • camaro
  • cameron
  • canada
  • captain
  • carlos
  • carter
  • casper
  • charles
  • charlie
  • chelsea
  • chester
  • chicago
  • chicken
  • cocacola
  • compaq
  • computer
  • cookie
  • cooper
  • corvette
  • cowboy
  • cowboys
  • crystal
  • dakota
  • dallas
  • daniel
  • danielle
  • debbie
  • dennis
  • diablo
  • dolphin
  • dolphins
  • donald
  • eagles
  • eagle1
  • edward
  • einstein
  • falcon
  • fender
  • ferrari
  • firebird
  • florida
  • flower
  • flyers
  • freddy
  • gandalf
  • gateway
  • gators
  • gemini
  • george
  • giants
  • ginger
  • gordon
  • gregory
  • gunner
  • hannah
  • harley
  • heather
  • hockey
  • iceman
  • jackie
  • jackson
  • jaguar
  • jasmine
  • jasper
  • jennifer
  • jeremy
  • jessica
  • johnny
  • johnson
  • jordan
  • joseph
  • joshua
  • junior
  • justin
  • lakers
  • lauren
  • london
  • maddog
  • madison
  • maggie
  • marine
  • martin
  • marvin
  • matthew
  • maverick
  • maxwell
  • melissa
  • mercedes
  • merlin
  • michael
  • michelle
  • mickey
  • miller
  • monica
  • morgan
  • mother
  • muffin
  • murphy
  • mustang
  • nascar
  • nathan
  • newyork
  • nicholas
  • nicole
  • oliver
  • packers
  • panther
  • parker
  • patrick
  • peaches
  • peanut
  • phantom
  • phoenix
  • pookie
  • porsche
  • prince
  • princess
  • rachel
  • raiders
  • ranger
  • rangers
  • rebecca
  • redskins
  • redsox
  • redwings
  • richard
  • robert
  • rosebud
  • samantha
  • sammy
  • samson
  • sandra
  • saturn
  • scooby
  • scooter
  • shadow
  • shannon
  • sierra
  • skippy
  • smokey
  • snoopy
  • sophie
  • spanky
  • sparky
  • spider
  • steelers
  • steven
  • summer
  • sunshine
  • sydney
  • taylor
  • teresa
  • thomas
  • tiffany
  • tigger
  • tomcat
  • topgun
  • toyota
  • travis
  • tucker
  • turtle
  • twitter
  • victor
  • victoria
  • walter
  • william
  • wilson
  • winston
  • xavier
  • yamaha
  • yankee
  • yankees
  • winter

And of course the always popular

Other Twitter banned passwords
  • animal
  • football
  • fishing
  • golden
  • golfer
  • guitar
  • internet
  • orange
  • pepper
  • rush2112
  • russia
  • scorpio
  • scorpion
  • secret
  • silver
  • soccer
  • startrek
  • starwars
  • surfer
  • swimming
  • tennis
  • thx1138
So if you are using these passwords anyplace other than Twitter, you might want to reconsider and change your password – or at least make up a fun combination.
Hint: ThisIsMyPassword2DoNotYouse, is probably too long.