Monthly Archive for January, 2010

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Boomer Brain Food: Hostess Cup Cake Squiggle Turns Sixty


Oh no, little Sluggo, Hostess Cup Cakes did not always look the way they do now.

Nay, brave Skywalker, the Hostess Cup Cake squiggle of icing was not added until 1950.

Sixty years ago.

No one knows, sweet Neytiri, who conceived the original Hostess Cup Cake in 1919.

But the squiggle was the inspiration of D.R. “Doc” Rice in 1950, who added the seven squiggles (always only seven) and the obscene-creme explosion in your mouth that  launched decades of dentists into nirvana.

“You get a big delight in every bite” has been the mantra for Hostess since then.

Hostess decided that the divas are entitled to some comfort food during their times of stress and Jennie Garth and AnnaLynne McCord from ‘90210’ were seen scarfing down on the chocolately goodness, known as Hostess Cup Cakes, at the Golden Globes.  Stars also took home a lunchbox filled with the sweet treats.


Katherine Heigl is a fan of the squiggle

But all is not sweetness in the land of the Heart. You see, tiny Dora, the Hostess Cupcake people are feuding with the Little Debbie people over the squiggles.

It’s been suggested that this was a wedding cake for a Kentucky bride and groom. Not true, simple Simon, this is an engagement cake!

But yes, sublime Lulu, the Hostess Cupcake has siblings, can you name them all?

  • Twinkies
  • Ho – Hos
  • Suzy Q’s
  • Ding Dongs
  • Donettes
  • Mini-muffins
  • Sno-balls
  • Fruit Pies

Hostess got it’s start as bakery who made a product that is integral to our boomer lifestyle: Wonder bread.

Play that funky music white boy, or as the kids say today, friend me.

Do Kids Still Have Sandpiles?

Brett is going through a change of life. His “aha” moment came during the move Up in the Air. The question was posed to the George Clooney character:

“How much does your life weigh?”

Brett decided his needed a weight reallocation and says he is going to give it a go.

I’m slowly starting to remove things from my life that take away from time I can spend with my children.

Since I’m old enough to be Brett’s dad – or much older brother – I recalled how when our kids were growing up, there was no internet and only 3 channels on the television.

As a result, when I got bored, I would snatch the kids and we would have an “adventure” as we called them. At times they would bring it up – and we were off.

Our adventures consisted of lots of planning. This is key. Not because I needed clock-work precision, but because the girls had to think and roam around the house or garage gathering the essential ingredients for the adventure.

If we decided to build a “fort” – a blanket thrown over a card-table – we had to make sure we had proper lighting and sustenance. Who we invited to join us was important too. Would a Cabbage Patch kid fit in? or would this be a Barbie adventure?

When I felt like wandering around the outdoors, our adventure was often to a nearby field. Since we were going to be gone for a “long time” I told the girls, we would always have to carry enough supplies to have a snack.  Usually this was one hot-dog, a Bert ‘n’ Ernie jug of Kool-aid and some Fritoes in a baggie.

We would traipse just over a little rise to get out of sight of the houses, find a spot, clear the area of bugs, study a few ants and spiders, gather twigs and then build a tiny little fire to “cook” the hot dog.

But most often our adventure would be in the sandpile.  I built a 12′ x 12′ sandpile under the deck to the second level so it was in the shade. I can’t to begin to recall all the projects that we planned and constructed and played with in the sandpile.

I do recall that in the end a monster or earthquake usually destroyed everything.

That was my idea.

Nestle’s Crunch Hotline Confirms That Girls Have Cooties

Call  Nestles Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051 and then wait for the recording to give you your options for English or Spanish.

Wait some more without responding.

Eventually  you will get the Pig Latin option and other “funner” options such as Knock-knock jokes, back yard game of catch, bubble wrap, cannon ball in a pool, a noogie, a boy giving affection etc.

I like  #7 which deals with how to get rid of cooties.

Geeky Animated Gif Monday

Bill Gates is a Prick.

This is my vision of Bill Gates in Hell.

Bill Gates In Hell

Bohemian Rhapsody – Bluegrass Style: Laugh Out Loud Funny

Queen’s classic Bohemian Rhapsody is performed by Hayseed Dixie, from their new album Killer Grass.

Via Arbroath via Neatorama
Be sure to watch at 2:30 for the change…